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Phyllis Diller Quotes
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By far the most common craving of pregnant women is not to be pregnant (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
You know you’re old if your walker has an airbag (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Living in Hollywood is like living in a lit cigar butt (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
I have so many liver spots, I ought to come with a side of onions (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
... if I invested in a mouthwash stock, bad breath would suddenly become popular (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
I am descended from a very long line my mother once foolishly listened to (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
My doctor is a family physician. He treats my family and I support his (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
My own laugh is the real thing and I’ve had it all my life (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Maybe it’s true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
I serve dinner in three phases: serve the food, clear the table, bury the dead (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
I once wore a peekaboo blouse. People would peek and then they’d boo (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
It took me three weeks to stuff the turkey. I stuffed it through the beak (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
The last thing my kids ever did to earn money was lose their baby teeth (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
He has so many muscles he has to make an appointment to move his fingers (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Next to gold and jewelry, health is the most important thing you can have (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Think of me as a sex symbol for the men who don’t give a damn (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
I don't know how you feel about old age... But in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
In most states you can get a driver’s license when you’re sixteen years old, which made a lot of sense to me when I was sixteen years old but now seems insane (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
You’ve got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It’s when somebody steps on the bride’s train, or belches during the ceremony that you’ve got comedy! (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
On the way to the delivery room, I almost changed my mind about having a baby. I wouldn’t have found it so hard to go ahead with it if I had realized that having a baby was the only way I could ever become a grandmother (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
Get married with the feeling it is going to last. Not like the bride I know who doubled the wedding cake recipe and froze one (Phyllis Diller Quotes)
When buying a new house... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can’t come home for lunch (Phyllis Diller Quotes)