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Phyllis Diller Quotes

Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction Picture Quote #1

I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing. There’s no use doing it now, it doesn’t fit anybody I know Picture Quote #1

When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate Picture Quote #1

There’s such a buildup of crud in my oven, there’s only room to bake a single cupcake Picture Quote #1

My husband always felt that a marriage and career don’t mix. That’s why he’s never worked Picture Quote #1

I’ll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies Picture Quote #1

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Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they’d ever given blood Picture Quote #1

Fang can’t stand to see trash and garbage lying around the house. He can’t stand the competition Picture Quote #1

Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don’t kiss; we touch gloves Picture Quote #1

The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day Picture Quote #1

My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car Picture Quote #1

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Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction (Phyllis Diller Quotes) I’m eighteen years behind in my ironing. There’s no use doing it now, it doesn’t fit anybody I know (Phyllis Diller Quotes) When I go to the beauty parlor, I always use the emergency entrance. Sometimes I just go for an estimate (Phyllis Diller Quotes) There’s such a buildup of crud in my oven, there’s only room to bake a single cupcake (Phyllis Diller Quotes) My husband always felt that a marriage and career don’t mix. That’s why he’s never worked (Phyllis Diller Quotes) I’ll never forget my first fur. It was a modest little stole. Modest? People thought I was wearing anchovies (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they’d ever given blood (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Fang can’t stand to see trash and garbage lying around the house. He can’t stand the competition (Phyllis Diller Quotes) Fang and I are always fighting. When we get up in the morning, we don’t kiss; we touch gloves (Phyllis Diller Quotes) The only thing my husband and I have in common is that we were married on the same day (Phyllis Diller Quotes) My sister was so promiscuous she broke her ankle in the glove compartment of a car (Phyllis Diller Quotes)

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