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Pig Quotes

I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig Picture Quote #1

Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage Picture Quote #1

What he wrote was this: The great tragedy of my life is that in my search for the Holy Grail everyone calls True Love, I see myself as Zorro, a romantic and mysterious highwayman - and the women I desire see me as Porky Pig Picture Quote #1

When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that Picture Quote #1

We don't have to worry about making it interesting; all we have to worry about is getting rid of the pig Picture Quote #1

I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig Picture Quote #1

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I’d rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain’t going to happen Picture Quote #1

My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses Picture Quote #1

I don’t think it’s a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef’s a fat pig Picture Quote #1

I took anatomy classes. I went to medical libraries and talked to doctors and nutritionists. I did the whole thing before using myself as a human guinea pig Picture Quote #1

I would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan Picture Quote #1

In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy Picture Quote #1

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The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed Picture Quote #1

To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it’s actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami Picture Quote #1

Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it! Picture Quote #1

If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig Picture Quote #1

The labs were happy that I was brave enough to attempt to program it and the $5 million computer was left entirely to my use. I was their human guinea pig Picture Quote #1

So is the savage buffalo, especially delighting in dark places, where he can wallow in the mud and slake his thirst without much trouble; and here also we find the wild pig Picture Quote #1

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When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment Picture Quote #1

One has a nose. The nose scents and it chooses. An artist is simply a kind of pig snouting truffles Picture Quote #1

I hate pork rinds. I couldn’t imagine how anybody would ever get the idea of taking skin from a pig and frying it and then trying to sell it to people. And then people actually buy it to eat it. That is the true sign of the decline of the human race Picture Quote #1

Nobody creates a fad. It just happens. People love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. It’s like a conspiracy Picture Quote #1

One thing about a pig, he thinks he’s warm if his nose is warm. I saw a bunch of pigs one time that had frozen together in a rosette, each one’s nose tucked under the rump of the one in front. We have a lot of pigs in politics Picture Quote #1

The only thing about a man that is a man... is his mind. Everything else you can find in a pig or a horse Picture Quote #1

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What would be frightening about me jumping out of the bush wearing a pig mask is not the sudden surprise, not me, and not the pig mask, but that the ordinary world had split open for a moment to reveal some possibility never previously considered Picture Quote #1

It has become accepted doctrine that we must attempt to study the whole man. Actually we cannot study even a whole tree or a whole guinea pig. But it is a whole tree and a whole guinea pig that have survived and evolved, and we must make the attempt Picture Quote #1

Don’t try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn’t work, and it annoys the pig Picture Quote #1

Administrators are like pigs; don’t wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it Picture Quote #1

Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered Picture Quote #1

You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day Picture Quote #1

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I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the manmade sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig (Pig Quotes) Lawsuit: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage (Pig Quotes) What he wrote was this: The great tragedy of my life is that in my search for the Holy Grail everyone calls True Love, I see myself as Zorro, a romantic and mysterious highwayman - and the women I desire see me as Porky Pig (Pig Quotes) When I see bacon, I see a pig, I see a little friend, and that's why I can't eat it. Simple as that (Pig Quotes) We don't have to worry about making it interesting; all we have to worry about is getting rid of the pig (Pig Quotes) I have no desire to maintain a lifestyle. I am a horrible celebrity. If I am out in public I dress like a pig (Pig Quotes) I’d rather be onstage with a pig - a duet with Jennifer Lopez and me just ain’t going to happen (Pig Quotes) My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses (Pig Quotes) I don’t think it’s a good advert for any restaurant, a fat chef, and secondly, who wants to eat a dessert when the chef’s a fat pig (Pig Quotes) I took anatomy classes. I went to medical libraries and talked to doctors and nutritionists. I did the whole thing before using myself as a human guinea pig (Pig Quotes) I would eat healthy at times and pig out at times. But I never had to go on a strict diet plan (Pig Quotes) In their capacity to feel pain and fear, a pig is a dog is a bear is a boy (Pig Quotes) The difference between involvement and commitment is like ham and eggs. The chicken is involved; the pig is committed (Pig Quotes) To eat the boiled head of a pig sliced like salami is very strange. It may seem cutting edge, but it’s actually a lot older than any of the other traditional salami (Pig Quotes) Fame is like a shaved pig with a greased tail, and it is only after it has slipped through the hands of some thousands, that some fellow, by mere chance, holds on to it! (Pig Quotes) If I am to be a chauvinist pig, I want to be the number one pig (Pig Quotes) The labs were happy that I was brave enough to attempt to program it and the $5 million computer was left entirely to my use. I was their human guinea pig (Pig Quotes) So is the savage buffalo, especially delighting in dark places, where he can wallow in the mud and slake his thirst without much trouble; and here also we find the wild pig (Pig Quotes) When you have bacon and eggs for breakfast, the chicken makes a contribution, the pig makes a commitment (Pig Quotes) One has a nose. The nose scents and it chooses. An artist is simply a kind of pig snouting truffles (Pig Quotes) I hate pork rinds. I couldn’t imagine how anybody would ever get the idea of taking skin from a pig and frying it and then trying to sell it to people. And then people actually buy it to eat it. That is the true sign of the decline of the human race (Pig Quotes) Nobody creates a fad. It just happens. People love going along with the idea of a beautiful pig. It’s like a conspiracy (Pig Quotes) One thing about a pig, he thinks he’s warm if his nose is warm. I saw a bunch of pigs one time that had frozen together in a rosette, each one’s nose tucked under the rump of the one in front. We have a lot of pigs in politics (Pig Quotes) The only thing about a man that is a man... is his mind. Everything else you can find in a pig or a horse (Pig Quotes) What would be frightening about me jumping out of the bush wearing a pig mask is not the sudden surprise, not me, and not the pig mask, but that the ordinary world had split open for a moment to reveal some possibility never previously considered (Pig Quotes) It has become accepted doctrine that we must attempt to study the whole man. Actually we cannot study even a whole tree or a whole guinea pig. But it is a whole tree and a whole guinea pig that have survived and evolved, and we must make the attempt (Pig Quotes) Don’t try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn’t work, and it annoys the pig (Pig Quotes) Administrators are like pigs; don’t wrestle with a pig because you both get dirty and the pig likes it (Pig Quotes) Sometimes what I actually love to do is go to a farm and get fresh milk or watch a pig get slaughtered (Pig Quotes) You have to clean out the pig barn every week because you know your pigs are in there doing their jobs every day (Pig Quotes)

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