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Piss Quotes

I’m polite. I guess that’s the dichotomy within me. I don’t like to piss people off just for the sake of pissing them off. I pick my battles Picture Quote #1

Luis Bunuel’s two semishort surrealist hand grenades (cowritten in varying degrees with Salvador Dali) make a double bill that can restore your faith in the subversions of youth. Pure Spanish-Parisian piss and vinegar Picture Quote #1

Zircoff, I said, put the tomatoes away. Piss, he said, I wish they were hand grenades Picture Quote #1

I tend to put my foot in my mouth. I’m not good at being diplomatic. I tend to piss people off Picture Quote #1

Rich kids who write songs about food stamps always piss me off. I’m not going to write any songs about that, either Picture Quote #1

If you really want to seriously piss some people off, follow your heart Picture Quote #1

For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, they were kind enough to fill it up with cat litter Picture Quote #1

Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don’t come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they’re having a piss Picture Quote #1

I don’t take myself that seriously, I’m taking the piss out of myself. I can’t really beat up guys, it’s fun! Picture Quote #1

I can’t imagine what someone would write that would infuriate me. Maybe if my loved one had died of some disease and someone was insensitive, that would piss me off Picture Quote #1

Machida is not a bad guy; he’s a victim of the brazilian education system. There are better ways to get electrolytes than drinking piss Picture Quote #1

I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky Picture Quote #1

Everybody thinks that 2-D is Damon, but none of the characters are based on any of us. 2-D is the classic stupid pretty boy singer. He’s the fall guy, the stooge. Everyone takes the piss out of him. He had a car accident where he went through the windscreen and ended up with two bumps on his head. It knocked some cool into him Picture Quote #1

Being on TV in front of people is a lot different than sitting in a dark room with a microphone. When I had my radio show, I was on four hours a day for 20-something years. If you put a live microphone in front of Mother Teresa for that amount of time, she’d piss somebody off Picture Quote #1

If I was a supervillain, I think I’d probably ban all smoking and drinking. That’s exactly what I’d do: I’d remove all the cigarettes and alcohol from the world. That would piss so many people off. That’s worse than, like, murdering puppies. For some people Picture Quote #1

I have no patience for people, once you piss me off, you’ll notice I’ve become distant, it’s because I can’t be assed with you Picture Quote #1

The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim Picture Quote #1

I hate boys who will continue to argue with a female. You will never win. Girls keep going until they get the last word, or piss you off Picture Quote #1

Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don’t ever piss one off Picture Quote #1

When you hear me singing you get the rifle down and the flashlight, aiming for my brain, but you always miss and when you set out the poison I piss on it to warn the others Picture Quote #1

No artist knows everything (yea, even this artist - piss - artist, con - artist, body - artist) but since every artist knows more than he can tell, all art is lying by omission Picture Quote #1

The hardest thing when you think about focusing. You think focusing is about saying Yes. No. Focusing is about saying No. And when you say No, you piss off people Picture Quote #1

You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble Picture Quote #1

I've learned that you can't control what other people are going to think about you. The best you can do in life is not piss yourself off Picture Quote #1

Because I've learned that you can't control what other people are going to think about you. The best you can do in life is not piss yourself off Picture Quote #1

It's not my fault that these are the problems I've been put on this earth to deal with, right? They're petty, they piss me off, and they're all mine Picture Quote #1

If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed- THAT is leadership! Picture Quote #1

Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia Picture Quote #1

The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time, and I didn't want my name in Timeout and people from working coming along and taking the piss Picture Quote #1

They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole Picture Quote #1

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I’m polite. I guess that’s the dichotomy within me. I don’t like to piss people off just for the sake of pissing them off. I pick my battles. (Piss Quotes) Luis Bunuel’s two semishort surrealist hand grenades (cowritten in varying degrees with Salvador Dali) make a double bill that can restore your faith in the subversions of youth. Pure Spanish-Parisian piss and vinegar. (Piss Quotes) Zircoff, I said, put the tomatoes away. Piss, he said, I wish they were hand grenades. (Piss Quotes) I tend to put my foot in my mouth. I’m not good at being diplomatic. I tend to piss people off. (Piss Quotes) Rich kids who write songs about food stamps always piss me off. I’m not going to write any songs about that, either. (Piss Quotes) If you really want to seriously piss some people off, follow your heart (Piss Quotes) For my birthday, a few of my wealthier friends got me a pot to piss in. Also, they were kind enough to fill it up with cat litter. (Piss Quotes) Graffiti is one of the few tools you have if you have almost nothing. And even if you don’t come up with a picture to cure world poverty you can make someone smile while they’re having a piss. (Piss Quotes) I don’t take myself that seriously, I’m taking the piss out of myself. I can’t really beat up guys, it’s fun! (Piss Quotes) I can’t imagine what someone would write that would infuriate me. Maybe if my loved one had died of some disease and someone was insensitive, that would piss me off (Piss Quotes) Machida is not a bad guy; he’s a victim of the brazilian education system. There are better ways to get electrolytes than drinking piss. (Piss Quotes) I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky (Piss Quotes) Everybody thinks that 2-D is Damon, but none of the characters are based on any of us. 2-D is the classic stupid pretty boy singer. He’s the fall guy, the stooge. Everyone takes the piss out of him. He had a car accident where he went through the windscreen and ended up with two bumps on his head. It knocked some cool into him (Piss Quotes) Being on TV in front of people is a lot different than sitting in a dark room with a microphone. When I had my radio show, I was on four hours a day for 20-something years. If you put a live microphone in front of Mother Teresa for that amount of time, she’d piss somebody off (Piss Quotes) If I was a supervillain, I think I’d probably ban all smoking and drinking. That’s exactly what I’d do: I’d remove all the cigarettes and alcohol from the world. That would piss so many people off. That’s worse than, like, murdering puppies. For some people (Piss Quotes) I have no patience for people, once you piss me off, you’ll notice I’ve become distant, it’s because I can’t be assed with you (Piss Quotes) The lord giveth and most women piss it away. Perhaps this is why they lack the equipment to aim (Piss Quotes) I hate boys who will continue to argue with a female. You will never win. Girls keep going until they get the last word, or piss you off (Piss Quotes) Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don’t ever piss one off (Piss Quotes) When you hear me singing you get the rifle down and the flashlight, aiming for my brain, but you always miss and when you set out the poison I piss on it to warn the others (Piss Quotes) No artist knows everything (yea, even this artist - piss - artist, con - artist, body - artist) but since every artist knows more than he can tell, all art is lying by omission (Piss Quotes) The hardest thing when you think about focusing. You think focusing is about saying Yes. No. Focusing is about saying No. And when you say No, you piss off people (Piss Quotes) You show me a lazy prick who's lying in bed all day, watching TV, only occasionally getting up to piss, and I'll show you a guy who's not causing any trouble (Piss Quotes) I've learned that you can't control what other people are going to think about you. The best you can do in life is not piss yourself off (Piss Quotes) Because I've learned that you can't control what other people are going to think about you. The best you can do in life is not piss yourself off (Piss Quotes) It's not my fault that these are the problems I've been put on this earth to deal with, right? They're petty, they piss me off, and they're all mine (Piss Quotes) If a group of people - leaders - can convince a group of folk who barely have a pot to piss in that the rich shouldn't be taxed- THAT is leadership! (Piss Quotes) Scrabble was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia. This is true, they proved this one. The word dyslexia was invented by Nazis to piss off kids with dyslexia (Piss Quotes) The reason I used a name was because I was a nurse at the time, and I didn't want my name in Timeout and people from working coming along and taking the piss (Piss Quotes) They would not be smart enough to pour piss out of their boots, if the instructions were written on the sole (Piss Quotes)

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