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Poop Quotes

I do love poop. I can’t help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing’s going to get me like dumb stuff Picture Quote #1

You think, Aw man, I would never want somebody else’s poop on my hand, but when it’s your child, Oh, it’s not that bad, I’ll just wash it off Picture Quote #1

Some countries have more water than others - some can afford to use clean water to flush their poop away, and some can’t Picture Quote #1

My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it’s snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though Picture Quote #1

Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful Picture Quote #1

My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere Picture Quote #1

Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge Picture Quote #1

Marketing is essentially about feeding the poop back to diners fast enough to make them think they’re still getting real food Picture Quote #1

The first thing I did when I decided that I was going to dive into the world of poop was look at who was doing stuff in that world. The first I came across was the World Toilet Organization. So one of the first things I did was to go to their annual show in Moscow Picture Quote #1

If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can’t pelt them with poop Picture Quote #1

Girls don’t poop, so don’t claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don’t want to know that you poop Picture Quote #1

If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they’re going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? Picture Quote #1

I respect so much the work that so many women do but that’s just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop and that people love and people tell me about their bowel movements every day Picture Quote #1

Spend some time observing babies. They don’t work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore this amazing world. Be like that baby you once were, in terms of being joyful Picture Quote #1

Here’s to all the heroes who save their morning dumps for work so they can get paid to poop Picture Quote #1

My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop Picture Quote #1

My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it’s snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though Picture Quote #1

They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I’ve learned is they can actually do all three at the same time. Who knew? Picture Quote #1

The notes of this music were the last thing I heard before I went off the poop and felt myself going headlong into the icy water with the engines and machinery buzzing in my ears Picture Quote #1

Spend some time observing babies. They don’t work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore this amazing world. Be like that baby you once were, in terms of being joyful Picture Quote #1

I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can’t help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out Picture Quote #1

If all you do is follow the herd, you’ll just be stepping in poop all day Picture Quote #1

Marketing is essentially about feeding the poop back to diners fast enough to make them think they’re still getting real food Picture Quote #1

I do love poop. I can’t help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing’s going to get me like dumb stuff Picture Quote #1

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I do love poop. I can’t help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing’s going to get me like dumb stuff. (Poop Quotes) You think, Aw man, I would never want somebody else’s poop on my hand, but when it’s your child, Oh, it’s not that bad, I’ll just wash it off. (Poop Quotes) Some countries have more water than others - some can afford to use clean water to flush their poop away, and some can’t. (Poop Quotes) My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it’s snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though. (Poop Quotes) Poop humor is fun. If you do the toilet scenes well and commit to them, they can be really, really powerful (Poop Quotes) My dogs love me. Of course, by love I mean poop and by me I mean everywhere. (Poop Quotes) Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge. (Poop Quotes) Marketing is essentially about feeding the poop back to diners fast enough to make them think they’re still getting real food. (Poop Quotes) The first thing I did when I decided that I was going to dive into the world of poop was look at who was doing stuff in that world. The first I came across was the World Toilet Organization. So one of the first things I did was to go to their annual show in Moscow. (Poop Quotes) If you get made fun of working at Pier One Imports, you can’t pelt them with poop (Poop Quotes) Girls don’t poop, so don’t claim you do. You can fart - because farting is funny - but we don’t want to know that you poop. (Poop Quotes) If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they’re going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge? (Poop Quotes) I respect so much the work that so many women do but that’s just not what I do. I have a job where I advertise yogurt that makes you poop and that people love and people tell me about their bowel movements every day. (Poop Quotes) Spend some time observing babies. They don’t work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore this amazing world. Be like that baby you once were, in terms of being joyful. (Poop Quotes) Here’s to all the heroes who save their morning dumps for work so they can get paid to poop (Poop Quotes) My most smelly job was at a kennels and cattery, and I basically spent all day scooping poop (Poop Quotes) My life was once whiskey, tears and cigarettes... now it’s snot, tears and a color of poop. Bliss. I do miss the whiskey, though (Poop Quotes) They tell you that at his age, all they do is eat, sleep, and poop. And what I’ve learned is they can actually do all three at the same time. Who knew? (Poop Quotes) The notes of this music were the last thing I heard before I went off the poop and felt myself going headlong into the icy water with the engines and machinery buzzing in my ears (Poop Quotes) Spend some time observing babies. They don’t work; they poop in their pants, and they have no goals other than to expand, grow and explore this amazing world. Be like that baby you once were, in terms of being joyful (Poop Quotes) I tell a lot of fart and poop jokes. I can’t help it. I have no filter, and it just comes out (Poop Quotes) If all you do is follow the herd, you’ll just be stepping in poop all day (Poop Quotes) Marketing is essentially about feeding the poop back to diners fast enough to make them think they’re still getting real food (Poop Quotes) I do love poop. I can’t help it. The heart wants what it wants. I enjoy being clever and pithy and political, but nothing’s going to get me like dumb stuff (Poop Quotes)

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