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Pooping Quotes

Don’t have to poop? We’ll see about that Picture Quote #1

Two pictures taken before and after pooping Picture Quote #1

But the cat gets to poop in the house Picture Quote #1

Knock. Knock. I’m poopin. Knock. Knock. I’m pooping! Picture Quote #1

If you eat enough books, you start pooping out words Picture Quote #1

If you live in a place that you perceive to be a crowded place, you appreciate government; you see it as this thing that protects you against crime, that keeps order, that makes sure that nobody puts a massage parlor next to your house, that keeps other people’s dogs from pooping on the sidewalk Picture Quote #1

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Depending on where you live, cooking, sex and pooping are either 3 of life’s pleasures or what kills you Picture Quote #1

God doesn’t give us crying, pooping children because he wants to advance our careers Picture Quote #1

You shouldn’t be proud of being good at something, if you were born with it. That would be as dumb as being proud of having two legs, or speaking a language, or pooping Picture Quote #1

If you live in a place that you perceive to be a crowded place, you appreciate government; you see it as this thing that protects you against crime, that keeps order, that makes sure that nobody puts a massage parlor next to your house, that keeps other people’s dogs from pooping on the sidewalk Picture Quote #1

Your body is incredible at ‘detoxing’. It’s called pooping and sweating. Best ‘detox diet’ = regular exercise, eating more veggies, fruit, healthy fats, lean meat, some grains and drinking more water Picture Quote #1

How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other Picture Quote #1

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Don’t have to poop? We’ll see about that (Pooping Quotes) Two pictures taken before and after pooping (Pooping Quotes) But the cat gets to poop in the house (Pooping Quotes) Knock. Knock. I’m poopin. Knock. Knock. I’m pooping! (Pooping Quotes) If you eat enough books, you start pooping out words (Pooping Quotes) If you live in a place that you perceive to be a crowded place, you appreciate government; you see it as this thing that protects you against crime, that keeps order, that makes sure that nobody puts a massage parlor next to your house, that keeps other people’s dogs from pooping on the sidewalk (Pooping Quotes) Depending on where you live, cooking, sex and pooping are either 3 of life’s pleasures or what kills you (Pooping Quotes) God doesn’t give us crying, pooping children because he wants to advance our careers (Pooping Quotes) You shouldn’t be proud of being good at something, if you were born with it. That would be as dumb as being proud of having two legs, or speaking a language, or pooping. (Pooping Quotes) If you live in a place that you perceive to be a crowded place, you appreciate government; you see it as this thing that protects you against crime, that keeps order, that makes sure that nobody puts a massage parlor next to your house, that keeps other people’s dogs from pooping on the sidewalk. (Pooping Quotes) Your body is incredible at ‘detoxing’. It’s called pooping and sweating. Best ‘detox diet’ = regular exercise, eating more veggies, fruit, healthy fats, lean meat, some grains and drinking more water. (Pooping Quotes) How about we get rid of separate bathrooms for boys and girls? Gays and straights share the bathroom with zero issues. We need to put an end to the sexist pooping policies of yesterday. The only way to achieve gender equality is to start crapping in front of each other. (Pooping Quotes)