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Porn Quotes

It was a pop-up, I swear Picture Quote #1

Dude, I swear I was just switching channels Picture Quote #1

The face you made when you found out about internet porn Picture Quote #1

Why don’t they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss? They do it’s called porn Picture Quote #1

Not all shabby is chic, just like not every porn actor is a star Picture Quote #1

My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live Picture Quote #1

Vampire porn does not go out of style Picture Quote #1

The internet is 95 percent porn and spam Picture Quote #1

Did they make Adam's apple porn? Was that a thing? Would I be scarred for life if I Googled it? And if I couldnt find any pictures, could I take my own? Picture Quote #1

Shout out to the girls that watch porn. I got respect for you Picture Quote #1

Life is like animal porn, it’s not for everyone Picture Quote #1

Class was like watered down porn today. Vee said Picture Quote #1

I don’t let my porn define me Picture Quote #1

Thanks for letting me live out a vile porn fantasy Picture Quote #1

A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn Picture Quote #1

Rampant porn use has left my computer and soul in ruins Picture Quote #1

The food channel is basically just porn for your stomach Picture Quote #1

I’m pleased to report that the writer’s strike has had a negligible effect on the quality of my porn Picture Quote #1

This love is hard core. Let’s make it soft porn Picture Quote #1

I insist that everyone start calling me by my porn name Picture Quote #1

Before pop art, there was such a thing as bad taste. Now there’s kitsch, schlock, camp, and porn Picture Quote #1

They made porn movies, of my movies! Good Will Humping? Okay... Wet Dreams May Cum? All right... Snatch Adams? That was scary. A clown with a strap-on Picture Quote #1

Dad, thanks for doing a terrible job of hiding your porn collection from me Picture Quote #1

In nude portraits, there’s porn and there’s art. We consider what we do art, and we think of ourselves as art objects Picture Quote #1

I’d love to write some porn, but I don’t know if I have the right engines. When I was a young man and I was tempted to write porn, imaginary parents would appear over my shoulder and read what I was writing; just about the point that I managed to banish the imaginary parents, real children would lean over my shoulder and read what I was writing Picture Quote #1

If you can’t afford porn, just turn on women’s tennis and shut your eyes Picture Quote #1

We're not allowed to do anything to nature anymore, except look at it. It's like porn with leaves Picture Quote #1

Look at the stupid, poor people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned - out people, look at their dead baby. It's death porn for the masses Picture Quote #1

I’m glad my unmanageable porn addiction hasn’t contributed to a worldwide financial meltdown Picture Quote #1

When a child reaches puberty, parents become so curious about their sex lives and whereabouts, put them behind bars to their own detriment. When such a child breaks free, don’t be surprised to see him/her in porn movies Picture Quote #1

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It was a pop-up, I swear (Porn Quotes) Dude, I swear I was just switching channels (Porn Quotes) The face you made when you found out about internet porn (Porn Quotes) Why don’t they ever make a movie about what happens after the big kiss? They do it’s called porn (Porn Quotes) Not all shabby is chic, just like not every porn actor is a star (Porn Quotes) My reaction to porn films is as follows: After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw. After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live (Porn Quotes) Vampire porn does not go out of style (Porn Quotes) The internet is 95 percent porn and spam (Porn Quotes) Did they make Adam's apple porn? Was that a thing? Would I be scarred for life if I Googled it? And if I couldnt find any pictures, could I take my own? (Porn Quotes) Shout out to the girls that watch porn. I got respect for you (Porn Quotes) Life is like animal porn, it’s not for everyone (Porn Quotes) Class was like watered down porn today. Vee said (Porn Quotes) I don’t let my porn define me (Porn Quotes) Thanks for letting me live out a vile porn fantasy (Porn Quotes) A Mission Statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn (Porn Quotes) Rampant porn use has left my computer and soul in ruins (Porn Quotes) The food channel is basically just porn for your stomach (Porn Quotes) I’m pleased to report that the writer’s strike has had a negligible effect on the quality of my porn (Porn Quotes) This love is hard core. Let’s make it soft porn. (Porn Quotes) I insist that everyone start calling me by my porn name (Porn Quotes) Before pop art, there was such a thing as bad taste. Now there’s kitsch, schlock, camp, and porn (Porn Quotes) They made porn movies, of my movies! Good Will Humping? Okay... Wet Dreams May Cum? All right... Snatch Adams? That was scary. A clown with a strap-on (Porn Quotes) Dad, thanks for doing a terrible job of hiding your porn collection from me (Porn Quotes) In nude portraits, there’s porn and there’s art. We consider what we do art, and we think of ourselves as art objects (Porn Quotes) I’d love to write some porn, but I don’t know if I have the right engines. When I was a young man and I was tempted to write porn, imaginary parents would appear over my shoulder and read what I was writing; just about the point that I managed to banish the imaginary parents, real children would lean over my shoulder and read what I was writing (Porn Quotes) If you can’t afford porn, just turn on women’s tennis and shut your eyes (Porn Quotes) We're not allowed to do anything to nature anymore, except look at it. It's like porn with leaves (Porn Quotes) Look at the stupid, poor people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned-out people. Look at the stupid, poor, burned - out people, look at their dead baby. It's death porn for the masses (Porn Quotes) I’m glad my unmanageable porn addiction hasn’t contributed to a worldwide financial meltdown (Porn Quotes) When a child reaches puberty, parents become so curious about their sex lives and whereabouts, put them behind bars to their own detriment. When such a child breaks free, don’t be surprised to see him/her in porn movies. (Porn Quotes)

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