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Potato Quotes

With women, the best part is the discovery. There’s nothing like the first time, nothing. You don’t know what life is until you undress a woman for the first time. A button at a time, like peeling a hot sweet potato on a winter’s night Picture Quote #1

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter Picture Quote #1

I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he’s throwing up, is not what I call hospitality Picture Quote #1

Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It’s simple, it comes from the earth, and it can kill you if you disobey it Picture Quote #1

Things break all the time. Glass and dishes and fingernails. Cars and contracts and potato chips. You can break a record, a horse, a dollar. You can break the ice. There are coffee breaks and lunch breaks and prison breaks. Day breaks, waves break, voices break. Chains can be broken. So can silence, and fever... promises break. Hearts break Picture Quote #1

I read a fan bulletin board once, and somebody said I had a face like a potato, so I never went back on there Picture Quote #1

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This is not the bloody potato famine. We’re sending people abroad now for a couple of years. These kids will get good experience and they will come back! Picture Quote #1

The person who has nothing to brag about but their ancestors is like a potato; the best part of them is underground Picture Quote #1

The man who has not anything to boast of but his illustrious ancestors is like a potato, the only good belonging to him is under ground Picture Quote #1

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like a potato, the only good belonging to him is underground Picture Quote #1

For me, a plain baked potato is the most delicious one... It is soothing and enough Picture Quote #1

In the southern half of the country perhaps no crop has larger possibilities for quick increase of production of food for both men and animals than the sweet potato Picture Quote #1

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A vampire victim. I’d never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn’t stop at just one Picture Quote #1

A potato is a poor thing, poorly treated. More often than not it is cooked in so unthinking and ignorant a manner as to make one feel that it has never before been encountered in the kitchen Picture Quote #1

I don’t know why people are so down on the Best Western. They have the best sweet potato fries I’ve ever had Picture Quote #1

The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground Picture Quote #1

Government bailouts are like potato chips: You can’t stop with just one Picture Quote #1

I love hanging out with friends and family, going to the beach or just being a couch potato and binge watching TV shows or watching a good movie Picture Quote #1

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If a potato can produce vitamin C, why can’t we? Within the animal kingdom only humans and guinea pigs are unable to synthesize vitamin C in their own bodies. Why us and guinea pigs? No point asking. Nobody knows Picture Quote #1

I like baked potatoes. I don’t have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one, because by the time it’s done, who knows? Picture Quote #1

We consume everything like potato chips. In this environment, I suspect the cartoonist’s connection with readers is likely to be superficial and fleeting, unless he taps into some fervent special interest niche. And that audience, almost by definition, will be tiny Picture Quote #1

T’s much less daunting once you’ve put your foot on the road to it. I’m a notorious couch potato and I don’t like exercise. Half an hour of physical exercise, like jogging or fast walking a day is a start Picture Quote #1

We’ve always talked about doing something else and Campbell Scott is always busy and I’m always busy. But when we came up with the idea of doing the potato famine as a hip hop musical, I wanted somebody who was going to bring gravity Picture Quote #1

I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato Picture Quote #1

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I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It’s healthy. ‘Why don’t you like it?’ Because it tastes like bad breath Picture Quote #1

For me, a plain baked potato is the most delicious one....It is soothing and enough Picture Quote #1

I love hanging out with friends and family, going to the beach or just being a couch potato and binge watching TV shows or watching a good movie Picture Quote #1

You’re serious?As a heart attack.I set my bag down and leaned on the counter. Okay, Hunter Zaccadelli, you could make me dinnerStuffed French toast, sweet potato hash and strawberries and cream.Breakfast for dinner? You rebel, you Picture Quote #1

The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as ‘what its opponents refer to as partial birth abortions.’ What do its supporters call it? Casual Fridays? Bean-with-bacon potato chip dip? Uh . . . Steve? Picture Quote #1

I did not know that the planning for biological and chemical warfare was so widespread in England, and even in France before France fell. It was news to me that there had been talk, even in the First World War, of dropping Colorado beetles on German potato crops and that kind of thing Picture Quote #1

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With women, the best part is the discovery. There’s nothing like the first time, nothing. You don’t know what life is until you undress a woman for the first time. A button at a time, like peeling a hot sweet potato on a winter’s night (Potato Quotes) I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter (Potato Quotes) I think someone should have had the decency to tell me the luncheon was free. To make someone run out with potato salad in his hand, pretending he’s throwing up, is not what I call hospitality (Potato Quotes) Worship the potato? The idea seemed silly to me. But then I thought, what else is more deserving of worship? It’s simple, it comes from the earth, and it can kill you if you disobey it (Potato Quotes) Things break all the time. Glass and dishes and fingernails. Cars and contracts and potato chips. You can break a record, a horse, a dollar. You can break the ice. There are coffee breaks and lunch breaks and prison breaks. Day breaks, waves break, voices break. Chains can be broken. So can silence, and fever... promises break. Hearts break (Potato Quotes) I read a fan bulletin board once, and somebody said I had a face like a potato, so I never went back on there (Potato Quotes) This is not the bloody potato famine. We’re sending people abroad now for a couple of years. These kids will get good experience and they will come back! (Potato Quotes) The person who has nothing to brag about but their ancestors is like a potato; the best part of them is underground (Potato Quotes) The man who has not anything to boast of but his illustrious ancestors is like a potato, the only good belonging to him is under ground (Potato Quotes) The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like a potato, the only good belonging to him is underground (Potato Quotes) For me, a plain baked potato is the most delicious one... It is soothing and enough (Potato Quotes) In the southern half of the country perhaps no crop has larger possibilities for quick increase of production of food for both men and animals than the sweet potato (Potato Quotes) A vampire victim. I’d never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn’t stop at just one (Potato Quotes) A potato is a poor thing, poorly treated. More often than not it is cooked in so unthinking and ignorant a manner as to make one feel that it has never before been encountered in the kitchen (Potato Quotes) I don’t know why people are so down on the Best Western. They have the best sweet potato fries I’ve ever had (Potato Quotes) The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like the potato - the best part under ground (Potato Quotes) Government bailouts are like potato chips: You can’t stop with just one (Potato Quotes) I love hanging out with friends and family, going to the beach or just being a couch potato and binge watching TV shows or watching a good movie (Potato Quotes) If a potato can produce vitamin C, why can’t we? Within the animal kingdom only humans and guinea pigs are unable to synthesize vitamin C in their own bodies. Why us and guinea pigs? No point asking. Nobody knows (Potato Quotes) I like baked potatoes. I don’t have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I’ll just throw one in there, even if I don’t want one, because by the time it’s done, who knows? (Potato Quotes) We consume everything like potato chips. In this environment, I suspect the cartoonist’s connection with readers is likely to be superficial and fleeting, unless he taps into some fervent special interest niche. And that audience, almost by definition, will be tiny (Potato Quotes) T’s much less daunting once you’ve put your foot on the road to it. I’m a notorious couch potato and I don’t like exercise. Half an hour of physical exercise, like jogging or fast walking a day is a start (Potato Quotes) We’ve always talked about doing something else and Campbell Scott is always busy and I’m always busy. But when we came up with the idea of doing the potato famine as a hip hop musical, I wanted somebody who was going to bring gravity (Potato Quotes) I hate when new parents ask who the baby looks like. It was born 15 minutes ago, it looks like a potato (Potato Quotes) I love cake. I love pie. I love potato chips. I love salt. I do not want yogurt, plain yogurt. It’s healthy. ‘Why don’t you like it?’ Because it tastes like bad breath. (Potato Quotes) For me, a plain baked potato is the most delicious one....It is soothing and enough. (Potato Quotes) I love hanging out with friends and family, going to the beach or just being a couch potato and binge watching TV shows or watching a good movie. (Potato Quotes) You’re serious?As a heart attack.I set my bag down and leaned on the counter. Okay, Hunter Zaccadelli, you could make me dinnerStuffed French toast, sweet potato hash and strawberries and cream.Breakfast for dinner? You rebel, you. (Potato Quotes) The New York Times and the rest of the mainstream media will only refer to partial birth abortion as ‘what its opponents refer to as partial birth abortions.’ What do its supporters call it? Casual Fridays? Bean-with-bacon potato chip dip? Uh . . . Steve? (Potato Quotes) I did not know that the planning for biological and chemical warfare was so widespread in England, and even in France before France fell. It was news to me that there had been talk, even in the First World War, of dropping Colorado beetles on German potato crops and that kind of thing. (Potato Quotes)

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