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Practical Joke Quotes

Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too Picture Quote #1

I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it’s better to laugh than cry Picture Quote #1

What a vast fraternity it is,--that of ‘Hearts that Ache.’ For the last three months it has seemed to me as though all society were coming to me, to drop its mask for a moment and initiate me into the mystery. How we do suffer! And we go on laughing; for, as a practical joke at our expense, life is a success Picture Quote #1

Nobody was perfect. Not even close. And everybody had wrinkles from smiling and squinting and craining their necks. Everybody has marks on their bodies from years of living- a trail of life left on them. Evidence of all the adventures and sleepless nights and practical jokes and heartbreaks that had made them who they are Picture Quote #1

When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, ‘Do you think I’m Charlie the Tuna, like a sucker?’ After that, they called me Tuna Picture Quote #1

A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You’ve been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke Picture Quote #1

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The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. It has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes Picture Quote #1

I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything Picture Quote #1

The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball Picture Quote #1

The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected Picture Quote #1

I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke Picture Quote #1

Zac Efron is like a brother who’s just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes Picture Quote #1

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It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one Picture Quote #1

If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical joke? All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again Picture Quote #1

Life seemed to be an educator's practical joke in which you spent the first half learning and the second half learning that everything you learned in the first half was wrong Picture Quote #1

I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it’s better to laugh than cry Picture Quote #1

I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking Picture Quote #1

There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke Picture Quote #1

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I’m just not the outgoing bubble of energy. But if I know you, it’s different. Practical jokes. Have fun. I’m not looking for any new friends. I got my friends Picture Quote #1

My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me Picture Quote #1

The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started Picture Quote #1

Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke? I’m trying to come to the point. I refuse to give up my obsession Picture Quote #1

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? Picture Quote #1

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Mama is funny. She has a great sense of humor and loves a good joke. Loves a practical joke, too. (Practical Joke Quotes) I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it’s better to laugh than cry. (Practical Joke Quotes) What a vast fraternity it is,--that of ‘Hearts that Ache.’ For the last three months it has seemed to me as though all society were coming to me, to drop its mask for a moment and initiate me into the mystery. How we do suffer! And we go on laughing; for, as a practical joke at our expense, life is a success (Practical Joke Quotes) Nobody was perfect. Not even close. And everybody had wrinkles from smiling and squinting and craining their necks. Everybody has marks on their bodies from years of living- a trail of life left on them. Evidence of all the adventures and sleepless nights and practical jokes and heartbreaks that had made them who they are (Practical Joke Quotes) When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, ‘Do you think I’m Charlie the Tuna, like a sucker?’ After that, they called me Tuna (Practical Joke Quotes) A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You’ve been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke (Practical Joke Quotes) The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. It has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes (Practical Joke Quotes) I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything (Practical Joke Quotes) The practical joke is the psychiatry of baseball (Practical Joke Quotes) The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected (Practical Joke Quotes) I always thought my genitals were the result of some crude practical joke (Practical Joke Quotes) Zac Efron is like a brother who’s just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes (Practical Joke Quotes) It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one (Practical Joke Quotes) If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical joke? All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again (Practical Joke Quotes) Life seemed to be an educator's practical joke in which you spent the first half learning and the second half learning that everything you learned in the first half was wrong (Practical Joke Quotes) I have never been able to see life as anything but a vast complicated practical joke, and it’s better to laugh than cry (Practical Joke Quotes) I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking (Practical Joke Quotes) There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke (Practical Joke Quotes) I’m just not the outgoing bubble of energy. But if I know you, it’s different. Practical jokes. Have fun. I’m not looking for any new friends. I got my friends (Practical Joke Quotes) My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me (Practical Joke Quotes) The human race has been set up. Someone, somewhere, is playing a practical joke on us. Apparently, women need to feel loved to have sex. Men need to have sex to feel loved. How do we ever get started (Practical Joke Quotes) Are you being sinister or is this some form of practical joke? I’m trying to come to the point. I refuse to give up my obsession (Practical Joke Quotes) Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty five. Do you get the feeling that God is playing a practical joke? (Practical Joke Quotes)