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Practical Jokes Quotes

The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. It has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes Picture Quote #1

A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You’ve been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke Picture Quote #1

When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, ‘Do you think I’m Charlie the Tuna, like a sucker?’ After that, they called me Tuna Picture Quote #1

I was in California the first time I heard Michael Jackson wanted to record with me. I was, like, ‘Nah, no way, he’s too big, it can’t be true.’ Then I got a call from Michael’s people at my hotel telling me he was interested. But I still wasn’t believing it - I thought they were setting me up for a TV practical jokes show Picture Quote #1

Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, ‘I’m thinking about you and I want to please you.’ Picture Quote #1

I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything Picture Quote #1

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The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected Picture Quote #1

It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one Picture Quote #1

Zac Efron is like a brother who’s just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes Picture Quote #1

There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke Picture Quote #1

My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me Picture Quote #1

I’m just not the outgoing bubble of energy. But if I know you, it’s different. Practical jokes. Have fun. I’m not looking for any new friends. I got my friends Picture Quote #1

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If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical joke? All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again Picture Quote #1

I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking Picture Quote #1

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The only really good vegetable is Tabasco sauce. Put Tabasco sauce in everything. Tabasco sauce is to bachelor cooking what forgiveness is to sin. The next best vegetable is the jalapeno pepper. It has the virtue of turning salads into practical jokes (Practical Jokes Quotes) A Swedish newspaper reporter called and said, You’ve been awarded the Prize. I was quite sure it was a practical joke (Practical Jokes Quotes) When I was coaching with the Patriots, the players pulled a practical joke and I said, ‘Do you think I’m Charlie the Tuna, like a sucker?’ After that, they called me Tuna (Practical Jokes Quotes) I was in California the first time I heard Michael Jackson wanted to record with me. I was, like, ‘Nah, no way, he’s too big, it can’t be true.’ Then I got a call from Michael’s people at my hotel telling me he was interested. But I still wasn’t believing it - I thought they were setting me up for a TV practical jokes show (Practical Jokes Quotes) Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, ‘I’m thinking about you and I want to please you.’ (Practical Jokes Quotes) I never really was much of a practical jokester or anything (Practical Jokes Quotes) The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected (Practical Jokes Quotes) It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one (Practical Jokes Quotes) Zac Efron is like a brother who’s just goofy and crazy. He plays a lot of practical jokes (Practical Jokes Quotes) There are certain queer times and occasions in this strange mixed affair we call life when a man takes his whole universe for a vast practical joke (Practical Jokes Quotes) My father, the practical joker, did not care for practical jokes on himself; he did not encourage the practice in me (Practical Jokes Quotes) I’m just not the outgoing bubble of energy. But if I know you, it’s different. Practical jokes. Have fun. I’m not looking for any new friends. I got my friends (Practical Jokes Quotes) If you make people laugh or cry about little black marks on sheets of white paper, what is that but a practical joke? All the great story lines are great practical jokes that people fall for over and over again (Practical Jokes Quotes) I’m terrible at practical jokes. I do them too well, so they’re not funny. I end up saying, “Oh, no, I’m joking, I’m joking (Practical Jokes Quotes)