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Present Girlfriend Quotes






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My girlfriend is Jewish. But it’s easier to buy her a Christmas present and then break it into 8 pieces. (Present Girlfriend Quotes)
I cried when my ex-girlfriend sent me a text message saying how much she liked my present to her (Present Girlfriend Quotes)
I lost a girlfriend when I was in my 30s. She was 46. It all sounds so trite, but I put a Post-it on my dressing-room wall. It said, ‘The past is history. The future is a mystery. This moment is a gift, which is why it’s called the present.’ (Present Girlfriend Quotes)
My ex-girlfriend was exquisite, while my current girlfriend is merely quisite. The ex always makes the past seem more excellent than the present. (Present Girlfriend Quotes)