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Prince Philip Quotes

People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans Picture Quote #1

Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?’ Picture Quote #1

People say after a fire it’s water damage that’s the worst. We’re still drying out Windsor Castle Picture Quote #1

Were you here in the bad old days? ... That’s why you can’t read and write then! Picture Quote #1

They’re a damn nuisance - I’ve got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off Picture Quote #1

But we are not going to be able to survive on this limited planet if the population keeps on growing: there isn’t going to be anything left Picture Quote #1

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We don’t come here for our health Picture Quote #1

The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined Picture Quote #1

You bloody silly fool! Picture Quote #1

Do you work in a strip club? Picture Quote #1

You managed not to get eaten then? Picture Quote #1

British women can’t cook Picture Quote #1

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Deaf? If you’re near there, no wonder you are deaf Picture Quote #1

There’s a lot of your family in tonight Picture Quote #1

You look like you’re ready for bed! Picture Quote #1

We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo Picture Quote #1

I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit Picture Quote #1

If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested Picture Quote #1

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It’s a vast waste of space Picture Quote #1

The bastards murdered half my family Picture Quote #1

Aren’t most of you descended from pirates? Picture Quote #1

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman Picture Quote #1

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation Picture Quote #1

Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant Picture Quote #1

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It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people Picture Quote #1

Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed Picture Quote #1

Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species Picture Quote #1

You can’t have been here long, you haven’t got a pot belly Picture Quote #1

You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats? Picture Quote #1

Well, you’ll never fly in it, you’re too fat to be an astronaut Picture Quote #1

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People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans (Prince Philip Quotes) Cats kill far more birds than men. Why don’t you have a slogan: ‘Kill a cat and save a bird?’ (Prince Philip Quotes) People say after a fire it’s water damage that’s the worst. We’re still drying out Windsor Castle (Prince Philip Quotes) Were you here in the bad old days? ... That’s why you can’t read and write then! (Prince Philip Quotes) They’re a damn nuisance - I’ve got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off. (Prince Philip Quotes) But we are not going to be able to survive on this limited planet if the population keeps on growing: there isn’t going to be anything left. (Prince Philip Quotes) We don’t come here for our health (Prince Philip Quotes) The man who invented the red carpet needed his head examined (Prince Philip Quotes) You bloody silly fool! (Prince Philip Quotes) Do you work in a strip club? (Prince Philip Quotes) You managed not to get eaten then? (Prince Philip Quotes) British women can’t cook (Prince Philip Quotes) Deaf? If you’re near there, no wonder you are deaf (Prince Philip Quotes) There’s a lot of your family in tonight (Prince Philip Quotes) You look like you’re ready for bed! (Prince Philip Quotes) We go into the red next year... I shall have to give up polo (Prince Philip Quotes) I thought it was against the law for a woman to solicit (Prince Philip Quotes) If it doesn’t fart or eat hay, she isn’t interested (Prince Philip Quotes) It’s a vast waste of space (Prince Philip Quotes) The bastards murdered half my family (Prince Philip Quotes) Aren’t most of you descended from pirates? (Prince Philip Quotes) A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman (Prince Philip Quotes) Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation (Prince Philip Quotes) Young people are the same as they always were. They are just as ignorant (Prince Philip Quotes) It’s a pleasure to be in a country that isn’t ruled by its people (Prince Philip Quotes) Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed (Prince Philip Quotes) Your country is one of the most notorious centres of trading in endangered species (Prince Philip Quotes) You can’t have been here long, you haven’t got a pot belly (Prince Philip Quotes) You were playing your instruments? Or do you have tape recorders under your seats? (Prince Philip Quotes) Well, you’ll never fly in it, you’re too fat to be an astronaut (Prince Philip Quotes)

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