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It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature (Programmers Quotes)
There are two ways to write error - free programs; only the third one works (Programmers Quotes)
When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code (Programmers Quotes)
Errors have occurred. We won’t tell you where or why. Lazy programmers (Programmers Quotes)
Great programmers learn how to program their tools, not just use them (Programmers Quotes)
The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future (Programmers Quotes)
There are no standards for computer programmers and no group to certify them (Programmers Quotes)
C programmers never die. They are just cast into void (Programmers Quotes)
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors (Programmers Quotes)
Programmers are as emotional and irrational as normal people (Programmers Quotes)
Programmers can be lazy (Programmers Quotes)
Programmers have not been professionals because they haven’t really cared about quality (Programmers Quotes)
Systems programmers are the high priests of a low cult (Programmers Quotes)
Good programmers know what’s beautiful and bad ones don’t (Programmers Quotes)
Laziness is a programmers main virtue (Programmers Quotes)
Reality is the temporary resultant of continuous struggles between rival gangs of programmers (Programmers Quotes)
LISP programmers know the value of everything and the cost of nothing (Programmers Quotes)
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live (Programmers Quotes)
Real programmers can write assembly code in any language (Programmers Quotes)
The genes are the master programmers, and they are programming for their lives (Programmers Quotes)
Bad programmers worry about the code. Good programmers worry about data structures and their relationships (Programmers Quotes)
Beyond basic mathematical aptitude, the difference between good programmers and great programmers is verbal ability (Programmers Quotes)
My duty as a teacher is to train, educate future programmers (Programmers Quotes)
Most kids are not dreaming of being programmers, scientists or engineers (Programmers Quotes)
The standard library saves programmers from having to reinvent the wheel (Programmers Quotes)
It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration (Programmers Quotes)
That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers... What they really hate are lousy programmers (Programmers Quotes)
Real programmers don’t work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9 a. M it’s because they were up all night (Programmers Quotes)
Software development takes immense intellectual effort. Even the best programmers can rarely sustain that level of effort for more than a few hours a day. Beyond that, they need to rest their brains a bit, which is why they always seem to be surfing the Internet or playing games when you barge in on them (Programmers Quotes)
Too many managers and executives try to reduce programming to a low-level assembly-line activity. That’s inefficient, wasteful, costly in the long run, and inhumane to programmers. (Programmers Quotes)