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Programming Quotes

Talk is cheap. Show me the code Picture Quote #1

In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn Picture Quote #1

Programming is much much harder than doing mathematics Picture Quote #1

After graduating in 1973 I went into the programming field Picture Quote #1

Any program is only as good as it is useful Picture Quote #1

Programming is not a science. Programming is a craft Picture Quote #1

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When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code Picture Quote #1

One man's constant is another man's variable Picture Quote #1

There are two ways to write error - free programs; only the third one works Picture Quote #1

It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature Picture Quote #1

Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming Picture Quote #1

I skip through the programming to watch the commercials Picture Quote #1

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The real hero of programming is the one who writes negative code Picture Quote #1

Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick Picture Quote #1

I am rarely happier than when spending an entire day programming my computer Picture Quote #1

The genes are the master programmers, and they are programming for their lives Picture Quote #1

In programming, it’s often the buts in the specification that kill you Picture Quote #1

I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed Picture Quote #1

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I do care about memory leaks but I still don’t find programming enjoyable Picture Quote #1

Programming in Basic causes brain damage Picture Quote #1

Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat Picture Quote #1

The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it Picture Quote #1

Programming is an explanatory activity Picture Quote #1

My programming language was solder Picture Quote #1

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... Greatest single programming language ever designed Picture Quote #1

It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity Picture Quote #1

Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live Picture Quote #1

Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code Picture Quote #1

Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter what the circumstances Picture Quote #1

Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress Picture Quote #1

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Talk is cheap. Show me the code (Programming Quotes) In programming, as in everything else, to be in error is to be reborn (Programming Quotes) Programming is much much harder than doing mathematics (Programming Quotes) After graduating in 1973 I went into the programming field (Programming Quotes) Any program is only as good as it is useful (Programming Quotes) Programming is not a science. Programming is a craft (Programming Quotes) When debugging, novices insert corrective code; experts remove defective code (Programming Quotes) One man's constant is another man's variable (Programming Quotes) There are two ways to write error - free programs; only the third one works (Programming Quotes) It's not a bug - it's an undocumented feature (Programming Quotes) Controlling complexity is the essence of computer programming (Programming Quotes) I skip through the programming to watch the commercials (Programming Quotes) The real hero of programming is the one who writes negative code (Programming Quotes) Programming in machine code is like eating with a toothpick (Programming Quotes) I am rarely happier than when spending an entire day programming my computer (Programming Quotes) The genes are the master programmers, and they are programming for their lives (Programming Quotes) In programming, it’s often the buts in the specification that kill you (Programming Quotes) I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed (Programming Quotes) I do care about memory leaks but I still don’t find programming enjoyable (Programming Quotes) Programming in Basic causes brain damage (Programming Quotes) Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in five seconds flat (Programming Quotes) The only way to learn a new programming language is by writing programs in it (Programming Quotes) Programming is an explanatory activity (Programming Quotes) My programming language was solder (Programming Quotes) ... Greatest single programming language ever designed (Programming Quotes) It’s against my programming to impersonate a deity (Programming Quotes) Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live (Programming Quotes) Sometimes it pays to stay in bed on Monday, rather than spending the rest of the week debugging Monday's code (Programming Quotes) Excusing bad programming is a shooting offence, no matter what the circumstances (Programming Quotes) Some programming languages manage to absorb change, but withstand progress (Programming Quotes)

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