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Pubic Hair Quotes

We’re Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there Picture Quote #1

I’m waxed clean - hairless as the day as I was born. But don’t say ‘Tia has no pubic hair.’ That’s so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say ‘She’s mowed her secret garden’ or ‘She’s cleared the way to the Promised Land.’ Because that’s what it is, right? Picture Quote #1

Oh, torture. Torture. My pubic hairs went gray Picture Quote #1

Haven, don’t ask me to define the boundaries of normal. You know how I was raised. My father once struck strands of his own pubic hair onto a painting and sold it for a million dollars Picture Quote #1

Depending upon shock tactics is easy, whereas writing a good play is difficult. Pubic hair is no substitute for wit Picture Quote #1

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We’re Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there (Pubic Hair Quotes) I’m waxed clean - hairless as the day as I was born. But don’t say ‘Tia has no pubic hair.’ That’s so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say ‘She’s mowed her secret garden’ or ‘She’s cleared the way to the Promised Land.’ Because that’s what it is, right? (Pubic Hair Quotes) Oh, torture. Torture. My pubic hairs went gray (Pubic Hair Quotes) Haven, don’t ask me to define the boundaries of normal. You know how I was raised. My father once struck strands of his own pubic hair onto a painting and sold it for a million dollars (Pubic Hair Quotes) Depending upon shock tactics is easy, whereas writing a good play is difficult. Pubic hair is no substitute for wit (Pubic Hair Quotes)