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![In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn’t catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?] Picture Quote #1](https://img.picturequotes.com/2/958/957958/957958.webp "In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn’t catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?] Picture Quote #1")
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Coincidence is a spiritual pun (Pun Quotes)
The goodness of the true pun is in the direct ratio of its intolerability (Pun Quotes)
It was so quiet, you could hear a pun drop (Pun Quotes)
I am thankful that my name in obnoxious to no pun (Pun Quotes)
Always say no pun intended to draw attention to the intended pun (Pun Quotes)
A good pun is its own reword (Pun Quotes)
The man that will make such an execrable pun as that... Will pick my pocket (Pun Quotes)
A pun is a short quip followed by a long groan (Pun Quotes)
A man who could make so vile a pun would not scruple to pick a pocket (Pun Quotes)
A good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation (Pun Quotes)
I’m shameless, and I love a pun. There’s a lot of Beth puns (Pun Quotes)
For one thing, I don’t pun excessively in real life (Pun Quotes)
If you compulsively pun you are called a paronomasiac (Pun Quotes)
I think the play actually became bigger than me. No pun intended (Pun Quotes)
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself (Pun Quotes)
In the pun, two strings of thought are tangled into one acoustic knot (Pun Quotes)
I love puns. I’ve been known to turn the car around just to take advantage of a good pun situation. It really is the highest form of humor. (Pun Quotes)
In person, if possible, Anubis was even more drop-dead gorgeous. [Oh . . . ha, ha. I didn’t catch the pun, but thank you, Carter. God of the dead, drop-dead gorgeous. Yes, hilarious. Now, may I continue?] (Pun Quotes)
If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that’s not a pun about my size. (Pun Quotes)
Taking the time to polish a pun or fine-tune a practical joke is a way of saying, ‘I’m thinking about you and I want to please you.’ (Pun Quotes)
Having inched closer and accomplished some of my major goals in the sport of golf, no pun intended, why not work as hard as I can to attain those goals if I’m already feeling like I’m playing well and getting more and more comfortable. (Pun Quotes)
Nip/Tuck’ did make me very comfortable in my own skin, no pun intended. I had to be stripped down a lot, and you’re kind of in front of the whole world, and it teaches you to accept yourself and be comfortable with yourself real quickly (Pun Quotes)
The Band was rebelling against the rebellion. The rebellion went to a place where it became too obvious, too trendy, like you were just following the pack. So it was our choice to get off the bandwagon - no pun intended - and do things that were in our background and what was the most honest thing to do. (Pun Quotes)
A pun is not bound by the laws which limit nicer wit. It is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect (Pun Quotes)
It requires genius to make a good pun - some men of bright parts can’t reach it (Pun Quotes)
For my own part I think no innocent species of wit or pleasantry should be suppressed: and that a good pun may be admitted among the smaller excellencies of lively conversation (Pun Quotes)
A lurking pun is the worst pun, one the offender has been waiting to spring on you (Pun Quotes)
A pun is a pistol let off at the ear; not a feather to tickle the intellect (Pun Quotes)
A quotation, like a pun, should come unsought, and then be welcomed only for some propriety of felicity justifying the intrusion (Pun Quotes)
A pun does not commonly justify a blow in return. But if a blow were given for such cause, and death ensued, the jury would be judges both of the facts and of the pun, and might, if the latter were of an aggravated character, return a verdict of justifiable homicide (Pun Quotes)
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