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Randy Quotes

Hi, I’m Randy. Are you drunk enough to go home with me? Picture Quote #1

The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy Picture Quote #1

Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense Picture Quote #1

Randy Moss is not a leader. He doesn’t deserve to be the captain of the Oakland Raiders. He’s the one who said he wanted to be traded. He’s not happy. His effort is lacking. That’s a disgrace to the uniform. I don’t care what uniform you have on Picture Quote #1

Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee Picture Quote #1

Randy Wittman told me not to shoot 3-pointers. That got me very uncomfortable. There were certain labels tagged on me very early in my career, spots on the floor where I felt uncomfortable Picture Quote #1

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I’m so Republican, my first name starts with ‘R.’ I’m so right-wing - well, Randy Weber. You do the math Picture Quote #1

A lot of people don’t realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in ‘South Park’ more than anybody is my dad. Stan’s father, Randy - my dad’s name is Randy - that’s my drawing of my dad; that’s me doing my dad’s voice. That is just my dad. Even Stan’s last name, Marsh, was my dad’s stepfather’s name Picture Quote #1

We had a church together. We co-founded and co-pastored the ministry, but Randy [White] was really a strong part Picture Quote #1

Gary Busey said on the Today Show yesterday that Donald Trump would make a great President. Now Trump just needs endorsements from Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen Picture Quote #1

I’m not gonna ride home in the car. I’ll wait for Randy. I think I’ll get home quicker Picture Quote #1

Randy Edsall is a good, strong, decent man who is working his tail off on behalf of the University of Maryland. And there are more people that want to spend their days burning things down than building it up. At least just stop rooting against him. You know, give the guy a chance Picture Quote #1

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A lot of political music to me can be rather pedantic and corny, and when it’s done right - like Bruce Springsteen or Jackson Browne or great satire from Randy Newman, there’s nothing better Picture Quote #1

I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy (Rhoads) from getting on that plane Picture Quote #1

Randy [ Rhoads] had small hands. Boy, could he play guitar. He became an even better guitar player after he died Picture Quote #1

I’m not gonna ride home in the car. I’ll wait for Randy. I think I’ll get home quicker Picture Quote #1

There’s no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil Picture Quote #1

If I should enter the house and speak with my own voice, at last, about its awful furnitutre, pulling apart the covering over the dusty bodies; the randy father, the husband holding ice in his hand like a blessing, the mother bleeding into herself and the small imploding girl, I say if I should walk into that web, who will come flying after me, leaping tall buildings? you? Picture Quote #1

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His instincts should have warned him sooner than they had, but thanks to his agimortus, he’d been hobbled like a brood mare waiting to be mounted by a randy stallion Picture Quote #1

The stench of the manure that Jean was turning had cheered him up a little. He adored its promise of fertility and was sniffing it with the relish of a man smelling a randy woman Picture Quote #1

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Hi, I’m Randy. Are you drunk enough to go home with me? (Randy Quotes) The liquor's calling the shots now, Randy (Randy Quotes) Randy lay there like a slug. It was his only defense (Randy Quotes) Randy Moss is not a leader. He doesn’t deserve to be the captain of the Oakland Raiders. He’s the one who said he wanted to be traded. He’s not happy. His effort is lacking. That’s a disgrace to the uniform. I don’t care what uniform you have on (Randy Quotes) Bob Davis has his hair differently this year, short with curls like Randy Jones wears. I think you call it a Frisbee. (Randy Quotes) Randy Wittman told me not to shoot 3-pointers. That got me very uncomfortable. There were certain labels tagged on me very early in my career, spots on the floor where I felt uncomfortable. (Randy Quotes) I’m so Republican, my first name starts with ‘R.’ I’m so right-wing - well, Randy Weber. You do the math. (Randy Quotes) A lot of people don’t realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in ‘South Park’ more than anybody is my dad. Stan’s father, Randy - my dad’s name is Randy - that’s my drawing of my dad; that’s me doing my dad’s voice. That is just my dad. Even Stan’s last name, Marsh, was my dad’s stepfather’s name. (Randy Quotes) We had a church together. We co-founded and co-pastored the ministry, but Randy [White] was really a strong part. (Randy Quotes) Gary Busey said on the Today Show yesterday that Donald Trump would make a great President. Now Trump just needs endorsements from Randy Quaid and Charlie Sheen. (Randy Quotes) I’m not gonna ride home in the car. I’ll wait for Randy. I think I’ll get home quicker. (Randy Quotes) Randy Edsall is a good, strong, decent man who is working his tail off on behalf of the University of Maryland. And there are more people that want to spend their days burning things down than building it up. At least just stop rooting against him. You know, give the guy a chance. (Randy Quotes) A lot of political music to me can be rather pedantic and corny, and when it’s done right - like Bruce Springsteen or Jackson Browne or great satire from Randy Newman, there’s nothing better. (Randy Quotes) I have no regrets except that I wasn't up to keep Randy (Rhoads) from getting on that plane (Randy Quotes) Randy [ Rhoads] had small hands. Boy, could he play guitar. He became an even better guitar player after he died (Randy Quotes) I’m not gonna ride home in the car. I’ll wait for Randy. I think I’ll get home quicker (Randy Quotes) There’s no way I can tag team with Randy Orton; he just wears too much baby oil (Randy Quotes) If I should enter the house and speak with my own voice, at last, about its awful furnitutre, pulling apart the covering over the dusty bodies; the randy father, the husband holding ice in his hand like a blessing, the mother bleeding into herself and the small imploding girl, I say if I should walk into that web, who will come flying after me, leaping tall buildings? you? (Randy Quotes) His instincts should have warned him sooner than they had, but thanks to his agimortus, he’d been hobbled like a brood mare waiting to be mounted by a randy stallion (Randy Quotes) The stench of the manure that Jean was turning had cheered him up a little. He adored its promise of fertility and was sniffing it with the relish of a man smelling a randy woman (Randy Quotes)