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Ray Romano Quotes

It’s my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience Picture Quote #1

Right after ‘Raymond’ I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don’t like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. ‘What is my purpose? Who am I?’ I had a big identity crisis Picture Quote #1

I don’t know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene Picture Quote #1

As an actor, that’s nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level Picture Quote #1

I’d rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off Picture Quote #1

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play Picture Quote #1

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I wasn’t really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I’d read about them, and occasionally I’d see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong Picture Quote #1

For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two Picture Quote #1

Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what’s goin’ on? Picture Quote #1

I’ve had people say to me, ‘Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn’t that proof positive of God?’ Following that line of thought, look at the magnificent rainbows after a big rainstorm. Isn’t that proof positive that God is gay? Picture Quote #1

Identical twins. I’m glad they’re identical ‘cause you save money on photographs. That’s what I like. Yeah. Here’s my little boy. I got another one just like it Picture Quote #1

Mick Jagger also a music connoisseur and knows everything about that era. So, you knew the music side was going to be top-notch. It’s HBO. On Men of Certain Age, if we wanted a song, it would break the bank. But, Vinyl can go all-out Picture Quote #1

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My kids are growing up and it’s hard to accept they are their own person and they’re independent Picture Quote #1

Each day it’s like: ‘How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit Picture Quote #1

The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny Picture Quote #1

I have the show because I’m insecure. It’s my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience Picture Quote #1

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me Picture Quote #1

Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up Picture Quote #1

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It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing Picture Quote #1

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid Picture Quote #1

You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite Picture Quote #1

If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it’s oral sex, I know it’s time to renew my driver’s license Picture Quote #1

Right after ‘Raymond’ I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don’t like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. ‘What is my purpose? Who am I?’ I had a big identity crisis Picture Quote #1

I’ll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm Picture Quote #1

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I don’t want to be a spokesman for family values, but that’s the way my standup is perceived Picture Quote #1

I came from an Italian house. The refrigerator was always full. I never knew you had to buy food. I thought there were food fairies that came at night Picture Quote #1

That’s the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That’s the game in which I’m da man Picture Quote #1

Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I’m able to tell a joke. I thank God I’m good at something Picture Quote #1

In school, I wasn’t a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh Picture Quote #1

The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out Picture Quote #1

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It’s my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience (Ray Romano Quotes) Right after ‘Raymond’ I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don’t like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. ‘What is my purpose? Who am I?’ I had a big identity crisis (Ray Romano Quotes) I don’t know if you want to see the Everybody Loves Raymond guy in a nude scene (Ray Romano Quotes) As an actor, that’s nerve-wracking enough [drunk and doing coke] because you have to do it at the right level (Ray Romano Quotes) I’d rather be in Las Vegas 104 degrees than New York 90 degrees, you know why? Legalized prostitution. In any weather that takes the edge off (Ray Romano Quotes) The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play (Ray Romano Quotes) I wasn’t really that informed about the two-year-old. Oh, I’d read about them, and occasionally I’d see documentaries on the Discovery Channel showing two-year-olds in the wild, where they belong (Ray Romano Quotes) For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two (Ray Romano Quotes) Failure-it centers me. Too much success has me thinking, All right, what’s goin’ on? (Ray Romano Quotes) I’ve had people say to me, ‘Look at the sky, the fields, the ocean, the beautiful sunset. Isn’t that proof positive of God?’ Following that line of thought, look at the magnificent rainbows after a big rainstorm. Isn’t that proof positive that God is gay? (Ray Romano Quotes) Identical twins. I’m glad they’re identical ‘cause you save money on photographs. That’s what I like. Yeah. Here’s my little boy. I got another one just like it (Ray Romano Quotes) Mick Jagger also a music connoisseur and knows everything about that era. So, you knew the music side was going to be top-notch. It’s HBO. On Men of Certain Age, if we wanted a song, it would break the bank. But, Vinyl can go all-out (Ray Romano Quotes) My kids are growing up and it’s hard to accept they are their own person and they’re independent (Ray Romano Quotes) Each day it’s like: ‘How many more days am I going to feel young and vibrant? I feel young and vibrant now, but I also feel the aches and pains a little bit (Ray Romano Quotes) The married man has all but eliminated that worry from his life, simply because his wife knows all about him: the good, the bad, and the tiny. (Ray Romano Quotes) I have the show because I’m insecure. It’s my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience. (Ray Romano Quotes) You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me. (Ray Romano Quotes) Having children is like living in a frat house - nobody sleeps, everything’s broken, and there’s a lot of throwing up. (Ray Romano Quotes) It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing (Ray Romano Quotes) When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid. (Ray Romano Quotes) You have to remember: the wife been home all day cleaning asses and feeding faces. Sometimes the opposite. (Ray Romano Quotes) If I have sex, I know my quarterly estimated taxes must be due. And if it’s oral sex, I know it’s time to renew my driver’s license. (Ray Romano Quotes) Right after ‘Raymond’ I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don’t like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. ‘What is my purpose? Who am I?’ I had a big identity crisis. (Ray Romano Quotes) I’ll be spending the holidays with my family. Nothing special, just some light bickering and biting sarcasm. (Ray Romano Quotes) I don’t want to be a spokesman for family values, but that’s the way my standup is perceived. (Ray Romano Quotes) I came from an Italian house. The refrigerator was always full. I never knew you had to buy food. I thought there were food fairies that came at night. (Ray Romano Quotes) That’s the one thing I have over any twenty-one-year-old: a proud history of accumulated neuroses. That’s the game in which I’m da man. (Ray Romano Quotes) Whenever I walk off the golf course, I thank God that I’m able to tell a joke. I thank God I’m good at something. (Ray Romano Quotes) In school, I wasn’t a very good student - I was very irresponsible and never did the studying but always liked to get the laugh. (Ray Romano Quotes) The best comedy, I feel, comes in a drama because it balances each other out (Ray Romano Quotes)

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