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Ray Romano Quotes

Well, I’m a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means Picture Quote #1

I do still get intimidated by certain things Picture Quote #1

I do what I do because I love it Picture Quote #1

I just don’t want to play the same guy again over and over Picture Quote #1

I lived at home till I was 29 Picture Quote #1

I still got my hair, I’m not fat Picture Quote #1

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I want to do well and I want to fit in Picture Quote #1

I was wracked with insecurity Picture Quote #1

I have this mistress: show business Picture Quote #1

I can’t complain about my career, that’s for sure Picture Quote #1

Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform Picture Quote #1

Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity Picture Quote #1

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I love standup and I haven’t given it up Picture Quote #1

Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith Picture Quote #1

The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life Picture Quote #1

If golf wasn’t enjoyable and there wasn’t a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it Picture Quote #1

If I’m really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again Picture Quote #1

I have the show because I’m insecure. It’s my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience Picture Quote #1

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My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they’re producing and creating Picture Quote #1

If my father had hugged me even once, I’d be an accountant right now Picture Quote #1

In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you’re doing Picture Quote #1

I don’t think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we’ll get it out Picture Quote #1

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out Picture Quote #1

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The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you’re, if we’re talking about comedy, of the live audience Picture Quote #1

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you Picture Quote #1

That’s when you know you’re a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream Picture Quote #1

The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology Picture Quote #1

If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it’s good to be married to someone who’s not impressed with that at all Picture Quote #1

My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked Picture Quote #1

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Well, I’m a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means (Ray Romano Quotes) I do still get intimidated by certain things (Ray Romano Quotes) I do what I do because I love it (Ray Romano Quotes) I just don’t want to play the same guy again over and over (Ray Romano Quotes) I lived at home till I was 29 (Ray Romano Quotes) I still got my hair, I’m not fat (Ray Romano Quotes) I want to do well and I want to fit in (Ray Romano Quotes) I was wracked with insecurity (Ray Romano Quotes) I have this mistress: show business (Ray Romano Quotes) I can’t complain about my career, that’s for sure (Ray Romano Quotes) Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform (Ray Romano Quotes) Parents, just keep in mind that kids will always round off to the nearest obscenity (Ray Romano Quotes) I love standup and I haven’t given it up (Ray Romano Quotes) Nothing like a little chest pain to restore your faith (Ray Romano Quotes) The comics that are just conversing with you up there and drawing on their own life, yeah, I guess so. I guess some do political humor, some do topical humor, but the ones that I like, the ones that are appealing to me, were guys who were just talking to you about their life (Ray Romano Quotes) If golf wasn’t enjoyable and there wasn’t a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it (Ray Romano Quotes) If I’m really considering doing film from now on then that is the smart thing to do, or you can go either way. You can just do the same character over and over again and make a different comedy like over and over again (Ray Romano Quotes) I have the show because I’m insecure. It’s my insecurity that makes me want to be a comic, that makes me need the audience (Ray Romano Quotes) My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning (Ray Romano Quotes) I don’t want to say work is who I am, but some people feel more centered and more whole when they’re producing and creating (Ray Romano Quotes) If my father had hugged me even once, I’d be an accountant right now (Ray Romano Quotes) In a way, comedy is like sex. The more noise you hear, the better you think you’re doing (Ray Romano Quotes) I don’t think men talk as much as women, but when we have something on our minds we’ll get it out (Ray Romano Quotes) I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out (Ray Romano Quotes) The only thing I miss from the sitcom format is that immediate gratification of when you’re, if we’re talking about comedy, of the live audience (Ray Romano Quotes) Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You’ll realize this as soon as they are born and they start using sleep deprivation to break you (Ray Romano Quotes) That’s when you know you’re a true married couple: when you have to apologize for what you did in her dream (Ray Romano Quotes) The more I go through parenting, the more I say I owe my mother an apology (Ray Romano Quotes) If you are someone, you know, with fame, whatever amount, it’s good to be married to someone who’s not impressed with that at all (Ray Romano Quotes) My wife gets so jealous. She came home from work and was mad at me because there was a pretty girl on the bus she thought I would have liked (Ray Romano Quotes)

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