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Really Funny Quotes

I ate so much it hurts to breathe Picture Quote #1

Guuuuurl... That bag does not go with that top! Picture Quote #1

No, I have not slept well... why do you ask? Picture Quote #1

It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat Picture Quote #1

To nom? Or not to nom? That is the question Picture Quote #1

I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good Picture Quote #1

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A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished Picture Quote #1

I love you. Liar! Picture Quote #1

If I ignore it will it go away?? Picture Quote #1

You. Me Picture Quote #1

Both of us can't look good at the same time - it's me or the house. Picture Quote #1

Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me Picture Quote #1

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The other side of the picture Picture Quote #1

Well, they’re mine NOW, aren’t they! Picture Quote #1

Me before I get ready in the morning Picture Quote #1

But mooooom Picture Quote #1

I can't go because I don't want to Picture Quote #1

Oh grass you’re so funny. Stop it Picture Quote #1

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Here’s one that tried to escape from the kitchen Picture Quote #1

Will you marry me! Yes pizza, I will marry you Picture Quote #1

I think good actors tend to be really funny Picture Quote #1

I make myself laugh all the time. I think I’m really funny. I do Picture Quote #1

A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book Picture Quote #1

I’m really funny now Picture Quote #1

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Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they’ve caused all our grief. They’re so awful, they’re really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics Picture Quote #1

Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke Picture Quote #1

Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you’re really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously Picture Quote #1

The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time Picture Quote #1

The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia Picture Quote #1

What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating Picture Quote #1

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I ate so much it hurts to breathe (Really Funny Quotes) Guuuuurl... That bag does not go with that top! (Really Funny Quotes) No, I have not slept well... why do you ask? (Really Funny Quotes) It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat (Really Funny Quotes) To nom? Or not to nom? That is the question (Really Funny Quotes) I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good (Really Funny Quotes) A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished (Really Funny Quotes) I love you. Liar! (Really Funny Quotes) If I ignore it will it go away?? (Really Funny Quotes) You. Me (Really Funny Quotes) Both of us can't look good at the same time - it's me or the house. (Really Funny Quotes) Instagram is down, just describe your lunch to me (Really Funny Quotes) The other side of the picture (Really Funny Quotes) Well, they’re mine NOW, aren’t they! (Really Funny Quotes) Me before I get ready in the morning (Really Funny Quotes) But mooooom (Really Funny Quotes) I can't go because I don't want to (Really Funny Quotes) Oh grass you’re so funny. Stop it (Really Funny Quotes) Here’s one that tried to escape from the kitchen (Really Funny Quotes) Will you marry me! Yes pizza, I will marry you (Really Funny Quotes) I think good actors tend to be really funny (Really Funny Quotes) I make myself laugh all the time. I think I’m really funny. I do (Really Funny Quotes) A man's got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book (Really Funny Quotes) I’m really funny now (Really Funny Quotes) Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they’ve caused all our grief. They’re so awful, they’re really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics (Really Funny Quotes) Same thing, like my commercials are often times really funny because I tend to find 30 seconds is a really good amount of time to tell a joke (Really Funny Quotes) Sometimes we have to actually say, I think you’re really funny, but none of your jokes are going to make it on the air. So just answer my questions. Seriously (Really Funny Quotes) The misconception is that standup comics are always on. I don’t know any really funny comics that are annoying and constantly trying to be funny all the time (Really Funny Quotes) The music industry is really funny, when you have a hit record, everyone knows who are you, everyone wants to do duets with you, then if you have a miss, people suffer from amnesia (Really Funny Quotes) What was really funny is that as I got older all those guys who called me a sissy in junior high school wanted me to be their best friend because they wanted to meet all the girls that I knew in figure skating (Really Funny Quotes)

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