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Redneck Quotes

You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways Picture Quote #1

You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture Picture Quote #1

If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it Picture Quote #1

If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup Picture Quote #1

You know you’re a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn’t Picture Quote #1

I’d breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets Picture Quote #1

I’m a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don’t care about those things. And when you’re a redneck named Bubba, you really don’t care Picture Quote #1

God, if my epic journey is ever made into a Hollywood film, please don’t have an NRA redneck act as me Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you can’t get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband Picture Quote #1

If your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’re turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown Picture Quote #1

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You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways (Redneck Quotes) You just may be a redneck if your lawn furniture used to be your living room furniture (Redneck Quotes) If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck (Redneck Quotes) You may be a redneck if... you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it (Redneck Quotes) If you ahve ever unloaded your pickup by backing up really fast and slamming on the brakes, you might be a redneck (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if... Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup (Redneck Quotes) You know you’re a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn’t (Redneck Quotes) I’d breed a little liberal army in the wood, just like these redneck lunatics I see at the local bar with their tribe of mutant inbred piglets (Redneck Quotes) I’m a redneck. And we can wear whatever because we just really don’t care about those things. And when you’re a redneck named Bubba, you really don’t care (Redneck Quotes) God, if my epic journey is ever made into a Hollywood film, please don’t have an NRA redneck act as me (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you can’t get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your house doesn’t have curtains, but your truck does (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your favorite T-shirt is offensive in thirteen states (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband (Redneck Quotes) If your mother doesn’t remove the Marlboro from her lips before telling the State Trooper to kiss her ass, you might be a redneck (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you use a radiator hose to fix your kitchen sink (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife keeps a can of Vienna sausage in her purse (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if the highlight of your parties is when you flip out your false teeth (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your bumper sticker says, My other car is a combine (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’re turned on by a woman who can field dress a deer (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your birth announcement included the word rug rat (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your most expensive shoes have numbers on the heels (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your sophisticated show-biz cousin is a rodeo clown (Redneck Quotes)

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