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Redneck Quotes

You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy’s current wife in high school Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren’t just men Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if it’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your ‘huntin dog’ cost more than the truck you drive him around in Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your grandmother can correctly execute the sleeper hold (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if taking your wife on a cruise means circling the Dairy Queen (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you saved lots of money on your honeymoon by going deer hunting (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your Momma would rather go the racetrack than the Kennedy Center (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you dated your daddy’s current wife in high school (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your wife wants to stop at the gas station to see if they’ve got the new Darrell Waltrip Budweiser wall clock (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you celebrate Groundhog Day because you believe in it (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you have to check in the bottom of your shoe for change so you can get Grandma a new plug of tobacco (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if the tobacco chewers in your family aren’t just men (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your vehicle has a two-tone paint job - primer red and primer gray (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if it’s easier to spray weed killer on your lawn than mow it (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if there are four or more cars up on blocks in the front yard (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your ‘huntin dog’ cost more than the truck you drive him around in (Redneck Quotes)

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