Redneck Quotes
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‘merica (Redneck Quotes)
We broke up. But she said we could still be cousins (Redneck Quotes)
Hey, boy... You sure got a purty mouth (Redneck Quotes)
If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck (Redneck Quotes)
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck (Redneck Quotes)
When in doubt, figure it out. That’s the redneck way (Redneck Quotes)
My long hair just can’t cover up my redneck (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if... your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if... your high school basketball game got rained out (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape (Redneck Quotes)
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck (Redneck Quotes)
You may be a redneck if... your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand (Redneck Quotes)
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication (Redneck Quotes)
If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck (Redneck Quotes)
Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly (Redneck Quotes)
Cause I’m a redneck woman (Redneck Quotes)
Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways (Redneck Quotes)
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life (Redneck Quotes)
My daughter is a redneck woman, she’s a redneck girl (Redneck Quotes)
Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your coffee table used to be a telephone cable spool (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped (Redneck Quotes)