Redneck Quotes
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You might be a redneck if your grandfather completely executes the pull my finger trick at the family reunion (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if three quarters of the clothes you own have logos on them (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs ‘round over yonder, back’ah Bubba’s barn (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if when you run out of gas, you put gin in the gas tank (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you consider a good tan to be the back of your neck and the left arm below the shirt sleeve (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you can amuse yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you are still holding on to Confederate money because you think the South will rise again (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you’ll wear to the 4-H Fair (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if every electrical outlet in your house is a fire hazard (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if in an effort to watch your cholesterol, you eat Spam Lite (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you have to go outside to get something out of the fridge (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet ‘Ms. Righ (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you had to remove a toothpick for wedding pictures (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your father encourages you to quit school because Larry has an opening on the lube rack (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if the first words out of your mouth every time you see friends are Howdy!, Hey! or How Y’all Doin’? (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if your favorite Christmas present was a painting on black velvet (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you were shooting pool when your kids were born (Redneck Quotes)
You might be a redneck if you prominently display a gift you bought at Graceland (Redneck Quotes)