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Redneck Quotes

You might be a redneck if you won’t stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn’t Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road Picture Quote #1

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your daughter’s Barbie’s Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs ‘round over yonder, back’ah Bubba’s barn Picture Quote #1

Nashville is a boys’ club of redneck conservative ideas. But they’re ready to embrace gay people. I never felt for one second that someone was judging me. Some people are like, ‘Oh, I love gay people’ in that ‘I have lots of black friends’ kind of way. It’s awkward, but you have to appreciate that they’re trying Picture Quote #1

I don’t think I’m a good ol’ boy. Honestly, the last thing I am is a redneck. I like silk sheets, fancy cars, beautiful women, good whiskey Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if you’re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light Picture Quote #1

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You might be a redneck if you won’t stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your kids are going hungry tonight because you just had to have those Yosemite Sam mud flaps (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if going to the bathroom involves shoes and a flashlight (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if someone tells you you have something in your teeth, and you take them out to see what it is (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn’t (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you wish your outhouse was as nice as those at the state park (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever hauled a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend your sister’s honor (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if the richest member of your family bought a house and you have to help take the wheels off of it (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if directions to your house include turn off the paved road (Redneck Quotes) If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck (Redneck Quotes) If the gas pedal on your car is shaped like a bare foot, you might be a redneck (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you think the Mountain Men in Deliverance were just misunderstood (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if during your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if motel 6 turns off the lights when they see you coming (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you consider pork and beans to be a gourmet food (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your daughter’s Barbie’s Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’re moved to tears every time you hear Dolly Parton singing I Will Always Love You. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if your biggest ambition in life is to git that big ole coon. The one what hangs ‘round over yonder, back’ah Bubba’s barn... (Redneck Quotes) Nashville is a boys’ club of redneck conservative ideas. But they’re ready to embrace gay people. I never felt for one second that someone was judging me. Some people are like, ‘Oh, I love gay people’ in that ‘I have lots of black friends’ kind of way. It’s awkward, but you have to appreciate that they’re trying. (Redneck Quotes) I don’t think I’m a good ol’ boy. Honestly, the last thing I am is a redneck. I like silk sheets, fancy cars, beautiful women, good whiskey. (Redneck Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light. (Redneck Quotes)

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