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Remote Control Quotes

While watching the New Orleans Saints on television, I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up and hit me in the head. My girlfriend didn`t stop laughing for an hour Picture Quote #1

Being deaf and partially blind means I don’t really watch TV. I wouldn’t know what to do with a remote control Picture Quote #1

A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other hand, would be willing to have sex with the remote for the TV Picture Quote #1

Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical shock each time their robot got hammered, then, yes, it would be a sport Picture Quote #1

We should look at the Twitter records of Andrew Fraser. Clearly, the ship was on remote control, because he spent all of his time on Twitter. He used to Twitter in the chamber. He used to Twitter at night. He used to Twitter probably in bed at home, but I am not going to go any further there Picture Quote #1

Come to think of it, that word (choice) shouldn’t be applied to people’s destinies. Ever. Choice should be relegated to TV and meals: You could choose NBC over CBS or steak instead of chicken. But take the concept any further than the stove or the remote control and the word just didn’t apply. - V Picture Quote #1

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Technology is supposed to make our lives easier, allowing us to do things more quickly and efficiently. But too often it seems to make things harder, leaving us with fifty-button remote controls, digital cameras with hundreds of mysterious features and book-length manuals, and cars with dashboard systems worthy of the space shuttle Picture Quote #1

The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn’t that what the Russians told us about communism? There’s a good reason why you don’t care about soccer - it’s because you are an American and hating soccer is more American than mom’s apple pie, driving a pick-up and spending Saturday afternoon channel-surfing with the remote control Picture Quote #1

This generation is so dead. You ask a kid, ‘What are you doing this Saturday?’ and they’ll be playing video games or watching cable, instead of building model cars or airplanes or doing something creative. Kids today never say, ‘Man, I’m really into remote-controlled steamboats.’ Picture Quote #1

It gets harder and harder to succeed and find audiences with the 500-channel universe, the remote control, and people being so trigger happy with that remote control. It just gets harder to get a foothold Picture Quote #1

Unfortunately, real life doesn’t have a remote control Picture Quote #1

I couldn’t find the remote control to the remote control Picture Quote #1

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Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead Picture Quote #1

He who controls the remote, controls the world Picture Quote #1

Television is the most perfect democracy. You sit there with your remote control and vote Picture Quote #1

Remote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun Picture Quote #1

This is not a business where you can hand off and run by remote control Picture Quote #1

A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun Picture Quote #1

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Don’t let negative pictures play on the movie screen of your mind. You own the remote control. All you have to do is change the channel Picture Quote #1

Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all children are born with, like knowing how to operate a remote control or getting high fevers in distant airports Picture Quote #1

Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base Picture Quote #1

I just need to do something new... I’ve got the big remote control of life in my hands, and I’m ready to start pushing some buttons Picture Quote #1

It’s so hard to go to war at home. Go to war, go home, repeat. And that is the future of warfare. Forget about remote control drones, there’s going to be remote control tanks Picture Quote #1

Prayer is not a way to get what we want to happen, like the remote control that comes with the television set. I think that prayer may be less about asking for the things we are attached to than it is about relinquishing our attachments in some way. It can take us beyond fear, which is an attachment, and beyond hope, which is another form of attachment. It can help us remember the nature of the world and the nature of life, not on an intellectual level but in a deep and experiential way. When we pray, we don’t change the world, we change ourselves. We change our consciousness Picture Quote #1

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I’m one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I’m watching Picture Quote #1

Today, watching television often means fighting, violence and foul language - and that's just deciding who gets to hold the remote control Picture Quote #1

In that day, we didn't have no remote controls and vacuum cleaners. If you wanted all that stuff you had children! Picture Quote #1

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While watching the New Orleans Saints on television, I got angry and punched my bed, and then my remote control flew up and hit me in the head. My girlfriend didn`t stop laughing for an hour (Remote Control Quotes) Being deaf and partially blind means I don’t really watch TV. I wouldn’t know what to do with a remote control (Remote Control Quotes) A new survey reveals that women would rather give up sex than give up the remote control for the TV. Men, on the other hand, would be willing to have sex with the remote for the TV (Remote Control Quotes) Robot Wars is not a sport. Guys just play with remote controls. Now, if they were wired up and got an electrical shock each time their robot got hammered, then, yes, it would be a sport (Remote Control Quotes) We should look at the Twitter records of Andrew Fraser. Clearly, the ship was on remote control, because he spent all of his time on Twitter. He used to Twitter in the chamber. He used to Twitter at night. He used to Twitter probably in bed at home, but I am not going to go any further there (Remote Control Quotes) Come to think of it, that word (choice) shouldn’t be applied to people’s destinies. Ever. Choice should be relegated to TV and meals: You could choose NBC over CBS or steak instead of chicken. But take the concept any further than the stove or the remote control and the word just didn’t apply. - V (Remote Control Quotes) Technology is supposed to make our lives easier, allowing us to do things more quickly and efficiently. But too often it seems to make things harder, leaving us with fifty-button remote controls, digital cameras with hundreds of mysterious features and book-length manuals, and cars with dashboard systems worthy of the space shuttle (Remote Control Quotes) The rest of the world loves soccer. Surely we must be missing something. Uh, isn’t that what the Russians told us about communism? There’s a good reason why you don’t care about soccer - it’s because you are an American and hating soccer is more American than mom’s apple pie, driving a pick-up and spending Saturday afternoon channel-surfing with the remote control (Remote Control Quotes) This generation is so dead. You ask a kid, ‘What are you doing this Saturday?’ and they’ll be playing video games or watching cable, instead of building model cars or airplanes or doing something creative. Kids today never say, ‘Man, I’m really into remote-controlled steamboats.’ (Remote Control Quotes) It gets harder and harder to succeed and find audiences with the 500-channel universe, the remote control, and people being so trigger happy with that remote control. It just gets harder to get a foothold (Remote Control Quotes) Unfortunately, real life doesn’t have a remote control (Remote Control Quotes) I couldn’t find the remote control to the remote control (Remote Control Quotes) Why do you press harder on a remote-control when you know the battery’s dead (Remote Control Quotes) He who controls the remote, controls the world (Remote Control Quotes) Television is the most perfect democracy. You sit there with your remote control and vote (Remote Control Quotes) Remote control. Ingenious contradiction of terms. Fits like a handshake. Aims like a gun (Remote Control Quotes) This is not a business where you can hand off and run by remote control (Remote Control Quotes) A lot of times when I buy a lot of toys, I get a little jealous and keep one or two for myself. So I’ve got a couple of drones. I’ve got a couple of remote-control cars. I like to have fun (Remote Control Quotes) Don’t let negative pictures play on the movie screen of your mind. You own the remote control. All you have to do is change the channel (Remote Control Quotes) Until I became a parent, I thought children just naturally knew how to catch a ball, that catching was an instinctive biological reflex that all children are born with, like knowing how to operate a remote control or getting high fevers in distant airports (Remote Control Quotes) Television remote controls encourage couch potatoes to exercise their options while broadening their base (Remote Control Quotes) I just need to do something new... I’ve got the big remote control of life in my hands, and I’m ready to start pushing some buttons (Remote Control Quotes) It’s so hard to go to war at home. Go to war, go home, repeat. And that is the future of warfare. Forget about remote control drones, there’s going to be remote control tanks (Remote Control Quotes) Prayer is not a way to get what we want to happen, like the remote control that comes with the television set. I think that prayer may be less about asking for the things we are attached to than it is about relinquishing our attachments in some way. It can take us beyond fear, which is an attachment, and beyond hope, which is another form of attachment. It can help us remember the nature of the world and the nature of life, not on an intellectual level but in a deep and experiential way. When we pray, we don’t change the world, we change ourselves. We change our consciousness (Remote Control Quotes) I’m one of those people that picks up the remote control and just keep hitting constantly, even if I like the show I’m watching (Remote Control Quotes) Today, watching television often means fighting, violence and foul language - and that's just deciding who gets to hold the remote control (Remote Control Quotes) In that day, we didn't have no remote controls and vacuum cleaners. If you wanted all that stuff you had children! (Remote Control Quotes)