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Restroom Quotes

Yes, one of my many teacher superpowers is knowing when you really have to go to the restroom Picture Quote #1
Can I be excused? You need to go to the restroom? No, I just hate this Picture Quote #1
Try being my size and going into a public restroom Picture Quote #1
You know, I’m going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I’m going to start thinking of her as a human being Picture Quote #1
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy’s restroom and she wasn’t embarrassed at all Picture Quote #1
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded Picture Quote #1
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Air travelers, of course, are famous for their hubris. They carry on too many bags and use the restroom when the seat-belt sign is on Picture Quote #1
With boys you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane. It’s all there. The fruit flies hovering over their waste can, the hamster trying to escape to cleaner air, the bedrooms decorated in Early Bus Station Restroom Picture Quote #1
That awkward moment when a girl talks to you in the restroom like you guys have been best friends forever Picture Quote #1
You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded Picture Quote #1
You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom Picture Quote #1
I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see Picture Quote #1
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Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door Picture Quote #1
The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go Picture Quote #1
One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy’s restroom and she wasn’t embarrassed at all Picture Quote #1
But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom Picture Quote #1
Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does Picture Quote #1
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Yes, one of my many teacher superpowers is knowing when you really have to go to the restroom  (Restroom Quotes) Can I be excused? You need to go to the restroom? No, I just hate this  (Restroom Quotes) Try being my size and going into a public restroom  (Restroom Quotes) You know, I’m going to start thanking the woman who cleans the restroom in the building I work in. I’m going to start thinking of her as a human being  (Restroom Quotes) One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy’s restroom and she wasn’t embarrassed at all.  (Restroom Quotes) You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.  (Restroom Quotes) Air travelers, of course, are famous for their hubris. They carry on too many bags and use the restroom when the seat-belt sign is on.  (Restroom Quotes) With boys you always know where you stand. Right in the path of a hurricane. It’s all there. The fruit flies hovering over their waste can, the hamster trying to escape to cleaner air, the bedrooms decorated in Early Bus Station Restroom  (Restroom Quotes) That awkward moment when a girl talks to you in the restroom like you guys have been best friends forever  (Restroom Quotes) You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded  (Restroom Quotes) You might be a redneck if you’ve ever stolen toilet paper from a public restroom  (Restroom Quotes) I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when one of us is at a movie the other does not want to see  (Restroom Quotes) Fame lost its appeal for me when I went into a public restroom and an autograph seeker handed me a pen and paper under the stall door  (Restroom Quotes) The code of the road is, if there is anything to eat, eat; if there is a place to sit, sit; if there is a restroom, go  (Restroom Quotes) One time I went into a restroom and a girl followed me in. I signed an autograph for her in the sink. It was pretty funny because she was in a guy’s restroom and she wasn’t embarrassed at all  (Restroom Quotes) But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom  (Restroom Quotes) Either way, everything will be fine. But if you have an opinion, please feel free to offer it to me through the gap in the door of a public restroom. Everyone else does  (Restroom Quotes)