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Foxes are rats in expensive coats. What are foxes associated with? Evil, wily, conniving, duplicitous, Fox News - worst news service on the planet and the evilest  (Rich Hall Quotes) Ignisecond, n.: The overlapping moment of time when the hand is locking the car door even as the brain is saying, my keys are in there!  (Rich Hall Quotes) Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub faucet on and off with your toes  (Rich Hall Quotes) The combination of popcorn, soda, and melted chocolate which covers the floors of movie theaters  (Rich Hall Quotes) A person who combs his hair over his bald spot, hoping no one will notice  (Rich Hall Quotes) When you go to work, if your name is on the building, you’re rich. If your name is on your desk, you’re middle class. And if your name is on your shirt, you’re poor  (Rich Hall Quotes) The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance  (Rich Hall Quotes) Having to wander through a maze of ropes at an airport or bank even when you are the only person in line  (Rich Hall Quotes) The part of the envelope that tells a person where to place the stamp when they can’t quite figure it out for themselves  (Rich Hall Quotes) Manhandling the open here spout on a milk carton so badly that one has to resort to using the illegal side  (Rich Hall Quotes) The slime that accumulates on the underside of a soap bar when it sits in the dish too long  (Rich Hall Quotes) The peculiar habit, when searching for a snack, of constantly returning to the refrigerator in hopes that something new will have materialized  (Rich Hall Quotes)