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Mudslinging - In politics, anything bad the opponent says about our candidate; in contrast, when our candidate does this, it is called ‘making a good point. (Richard Turner Quotes)
Self-Checkout Line – The place where customers of an establishment become unpaid employees of the establishment. (Richard Turner Quotes)
Warranty? A notice telling the buyer when the product that was just purchased will no longer function (Richard Turner Quotes)
I’m a woofer, not a tweeter; a writer, not a telegrapher; an essayist, not an aphorist (Richard Turner Quotes)
Anytime I see someone blocking the aisle in the supermarket while talking on a phone, I want to ram that person with my shopping cart (Richard Turner Quotes)