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We’re still just the world’s premium brand of ape (Rick Bayan Quotes)
Cynic: an idealist whose rose-colored glasses have been removed, snapped in two and stomped into the ground, immediately improving his vision (Rick Bayan Quotes)
POWER: The ability to make our fellow humans squirm, sweat and stammer on command. Often regarded as an aphrodisiac; actually a potent laxative that, whenever ingested by people in high places, causes everyone below to run for cover (Rick Bayan Quotes)
Corporation: a miniature totalitarian state governed by a hierarchy of unelected officials who take a dim view of individualism, free speech, equality and eggheads. The backbone of all Western democracies (Rick Bayan Quotes)
The world belongs to people with IQs of 120. Anything much greater or less amounts to a liability (Rick Bayan Quotes)
Golf is the art of driving hard, avoiding the rough, surmounting traps and hazards, aiming straight, and arriving on the green at last, only to end up in a hole in the ground before your companions. The favored pastime of businessmen and their cronies, probably without a full appreciation of its metaphorical implications (Rick Bayan Quotes)