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Rita Rudner Quotes

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult Picture Quote #1

Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside Picture Quote #1

If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires Picture Quote #1

Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture Picture Quote #1

I don’t look back. I’m like a shark - I only look forward Picture Quote #1

All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals Picture Quote #1

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Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps Picture Quote #1

Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit Picture Quote #1

When four or more men get together, they talk about sports Picture Quote #1

I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight Picture Quote #1

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk Picture Quote #1

Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony Picture Quote #1

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Men who write love letters don’t live in this century Picture Quote #1

All men would still really like to own a train set Picture Quote #1

Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people Picture Quote #1

If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good Picture Quote #1

I love to write jokes and that’s all I think about Picture Quote #1

Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly Picture Quote #1

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How can I have morning sickness when I don’t get up till noon? Picture Quote #1

Cats are a waste of fur Picture Quote #1

Never take candy from strangers Picture Quote #1

Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved Picture Quote #1

I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum Picture Quote #1

Was in labor for 36 hours Picture Quote #1

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I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don’t know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I’ll break up with someone on purpose Picture Quote #1

I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso Picture Quote #1

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry Picture Quote #1

We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet Picture Quote #1

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always Picture Quote #1

Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift Picture Quote #1

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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult (Rita Rudner Quotes) Life is tough enough without having someone kick you from the inside (Rita Rudner Quotes) If you like easygoing, monogamous men, stay away from billionaires (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men do cry, but only when assembling furniture (Rita Rudner Quotes) I don’t look back. I’m like a shark - I only look forward (Rita Rudner Quotes) All men look nerdy in black socks and sandals (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men who are going bald often wear baseball caps (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men who listen to classical music tend not to spit (Rita Rudner Quotes) When four or more men get together, they talk about sports (Rita Rudner Quotes) I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight (Rita Rudner Quotes) In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men would like monogamy better if it sounded less like monotony (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men who write love letters don’t live in this century (Rita Rudner Quotes) All men would still really like to own a train set (Rita Rudner Quotes) Thirty, I really like you but I still have to see other people (Rita Rudner Quotes) If I say a joke and the audience laughs it makes me feel good (Rita Rudner Quotes) I love to write jokes and that’s all I think about (Rita Rudner Quotes) Not one man in a beer commercial has a beerbelly (Rita Rudner Quotes) How can I have morning sickness when I don’t get up till noon? (Rita Rudner Quotes) Cats are a waste of fur (Rita Rudner Quotes) Never take candy from strangers (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved (Rita Rudner Quotes) I rationalize shop. I buy a dress because I need change for gum (Rita Rudner Quotes) Was in labor for 36 hours (Rita Rudner Quotes) I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don’t know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I’ll break up with someone on purpose (Rita Rudner Quotes) I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor’s office was full of portraits by Picasso (Rita Rudner Quotes) Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they’ve experienced pain and bought jewelry (Rita Rudner Quotes) We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it’s cheaper, and you get more feet (Rita Rudner Quotes) When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always (Rita Rudner Quotes) Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until the day before his anniversary to buy his wife a gift (Rita Rudner Quotes)

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