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Robert Benchley Quotes

Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did Picture Quote #1

There are two ways to travel, first class or with children Picture Quote #1

Anything can happen, but it usually doesn’t Picture Quote #1

I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry Picture Quote #1

The only cure for a real hangover is death Picture Quote #1

Work is a form of nervousness Picture Quote #1

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The wise man thinks once before he speaks twice Picture Quote #1

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty Picture Quote #1

Sheer madness is, of course, the highest possible brow in humor Picture Quote #1

I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk Picture Quote #1

So who's in a hurry? Picture Quote #1

Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people Picture Quote #1

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The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him Picture Quote #1

In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children Picture Quote #1

Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing Picture Quote #1

Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? Picture Quote #1

Behind every argument is someone's ignorance Picture Quote #1

I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine Picture Quote #1

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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of Picture Quote #1

The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled Picture Quote #1

This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation Picture Quote #1

Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one Picture Quote #1

If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out Picture Quote #1

A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down Picture Quote #1

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I am more the inspirational type of speller. I work on hunches rather than mere facts, and the result is sometimes open to criticism by purists Picture Quote #1

The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps Picture Quote #1

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down Picture Quote #1

Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other Picture Quote #1

As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did Picture Quote #1

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Except for an occasional heart attack I feel as young as I ever did (Robert Benchley Quotes) There are two ways to travel, first class or with children (Robert Benchley Quotes) Anything can happen, but it usually doesn’t (Robert Benchley Quotes) I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry (Robert Benchley Quotes) The only cure for a real hangover is death (Robert Benchley Quotes) Work is a form of nervousness (Robert Benchley Quotes) The wise man thinks once before he speaks twice (Robert Benchley Quotes) The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty (Robert Benchley Quotes) Sheer madness is, of course, the highest possible brow in humor (Robert Benchley Quotes) I don't trust a bank that would lend money to such a poor risk (Robert Benchley Quotes) So who's in a hurry? (Robert Benchley Quotes) Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people (Robert Benchley Quotes) The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him (Robert Benchley Quotes) In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children (Robert Benchley Quotes) Drawing on my fine command of the English language, I said nothing (Robert Benchley Quotes) Why don't you get out of that wet coat and into a dry martini? (Robert Benchley Quotes) Behind every argument is someone's ignorance (Robert Benchley Quotes) I do most of my work sitting down; that's where I shine (Robert Benchley Quotes) Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of (Robert Benchley Quotes) The most common of all antagonisms arises from a man's taking a seat beside you on the train, a seat to which he is completely entitled (Robert Benchley Quotes) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation (Robert Benchley Quotes) Every boy should have two things: a dog and a mother who lets him have one (Robert Benchley Quotes) If there is a streak of ham anywhere in an actor, Shakespeare will bring it out (Robert Benchley Quotes) A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down (Robert Benchley Quotes) I am more the inspirational type of speller. I work on hunches rather than mere facts, and the result is sometimes open to criticism by purists (Robert Benchley Quotes) The freelance writer is a man who is paid per piece or per word or perhaps (Robert Benchley Quotes) A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down (Robert Benchley Quotes) Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other (Robert Benchley Quotes) As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did (Robert Benchley Quotes)