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Robert Orben Quotes

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket Picture Quote #1

Spring is God’s way of saying, ‘One more time!’ Picture Quote #1

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so Picture Quote #1

I value people with a conscience. It’s like a beeper from God Picture Quote #1

Spring is God’s way of saying, ‘One more time! Picture Quote #1

President Ford used humor a great deal Picture Quote #1

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Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician Picture Quote #1

Realists know where they’re going. Dreamers have already been there Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to say anything about my kids... but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name! Picture Quote #1

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls Picture Quote #1

Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing Picture Quote #1

Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He’d go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published Picture Quote #1

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THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he’d carry would be aspirin Picture Quote #1

Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor Picture Quote #1

With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they’d bust it to Corporal Picture Quote #1

What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds Picture Quote #1

More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments Picture Quote #1

I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself Picture Quote #1

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Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! Picture Quote #1

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh Picture Quote #1

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it ‘arm around the shoulder’ humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It’s mean, mean stuff Picture Quote #1

Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success Picture Quote #1

Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral Picture Quote #1

The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow Picture Quote #1

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With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they’d bust it to Corporal! Picture Quote #1

I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself Picture Quote #1

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work Picture Quote #1

For Father’s Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It’s appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet Picture Quote #1

Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn’t like it there’s no faking it Picture Quote #1

It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls Picture Quote #1

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Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket (Robert Orben Quotes) Spring is God’s way of saying, ‘One more time!’ (Robert Orben Quotes) To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so (Robert Orben Quotes) I value people with a conscience. It’s like a beeper from God (Robert Orben Quotes) Spring is God’s way of saying, ‘One more time! (Robert Orben Quotes) President Ford used humor a great deal (Robert Orben Quotes) Did you ever see that painting the Mona Lisa. It always reminds me of a reporter listening to a politician (Robert Orben Quotes) Realists know where they’re going. Dreamers have already been there (Robert Orben Quotes) I don’t want to say anything about my kids... but I go to PTA meetings under an assumed name! (Robert Orben Quotes) It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls (Robert Orben Quotes) Summit meetings tend to be like panda matings. The expectations are always high, and the results usually disappointing (Robert Orben Quotes) Do you realize what would happen if Moses were alive today? He’d go up to Mount Sinai, come back with the Ten Commandments, and spend the next eight years trying to get published (Robert Orben Quotes) THe world now has so many problems that if Moses had come down from Mount Sinai today, the two tablets he’d carry would be aspirin (Robert Orben Quotes) Sociologists say that going to the movies is a bonding experience. It probably has to do with the way you feet stick to the floor (Robert Orben Quotes) With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they’d bust it to Corporal (Robert Orben Quotes) What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds (Robert Orben Quotes) More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments (Robert Orben Quotes) I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself (Robert Orben Quotes) Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what’s the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! (Robert Orben Quotes) In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh (Robert Orben Quotes) I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it ‘arm around the shoulder’ humor. Now they go for the jugular and they take no prisoners. It’s mean, mean stuff (Robert Orben Quotes) Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success (Robert Orben Quotes) Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. (Robert Orben Quotes) The true test of humility is whether you can say grace before eating crow (Robert Orben Quotes) With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they’d bust it to Corporal! (Robert Orben Quotes) I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!’ Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. (Robert Orben Quotes) Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. (Robert Orben Quotes) For Father’s Day, my kids always give me a bottle of cologne called English Leather. It’s appropriate! To them I always smell like a wallet. (Robert Orben Quotes) Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn’t like it there’s no faking it. (Robert Orben Quotes) It may be the way the cookie crumbles on Madison Avenue, but in Hong Kong its the way the egg rolls. (Robert Orben Quotes)

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