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Robert Orben Quotes

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years Picture Quote #1

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home Picture Quote #1

Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down Picture Quote #1

Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it’s filled with wisdom. Sometimes it’s filled with feet Picture Quote #1

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? Picture Quote #1

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price Picture Quote #1

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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch Picture Quote #1

Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch Picture Quote #1

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work Picture Quote #1

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all Picture Quote #1

I should warn you that underneath these clothes I’m wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them Picture Quote #1

Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get Picture Quote #1

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Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral Picture Quote #1

There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers Picture Quote #1

Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards Picture Quote #1

They say kids today don’t know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That’s why they ask for five Picture Quote #1

I don’t see why religion and science can’t cooperate. What’s wrong with using a computer to count our blessings? Picture Quote #1

Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth Picture Quote #1

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Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it’s a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it’s a pen that scratches Picture Quote #1

We’re supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I’ve never met a family adviser. They’re all off somewhere listening to dirty stories Picture Quote #1

Wait’ll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners Picture Quote #1

Did you ever figure to be living in a time when your check is good, but the bank bounces? Picture Quote #1

My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she’s as old as I am. Then she lies about my age Picture Quote #1

It’s an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in seven years Picture Quote #1

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Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper Picture Quote #1

Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I’m down to mine and it hasn’t Picture Quote #1

If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters Picture Quote #1

Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools! Picture Quote #1

It’s mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You’re not paying me for a joke, you’re paying me for the right joke Picture Quote #1

Very few people ever meet celebrities. all we really know is what we read about them and the most memorable lines are jokes. That’s how we tend to define what we think of a public figure Picture Quote #1

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Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years (Robert Orben Quotes) I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home (Robert Orben Quotes) Washington is a place where politicians don’t know which way is up and taxes don’t know which way is down (Robert Orben Quotes) Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it’s filled with wisdom. Sometimes it’s filled with feet (Robert Orben Quotes) Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? (Robert Orben Quotes) Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price (Robert Orben Quotes) Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch (Robert Orben Quotes) Most people want to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch (Robert Orben Quotes) Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work (Robert Orben Quotes) There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all (Robert Orben Quotes) I should warn you that underneath these clothes I’m wearing boxer shorts and I know how to use them (Robert Orben Quotes) Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get (Robert Orben Quotes) Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that’s not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral (Robert Orben Quotes) There are days when it takes all you’ve got just to keep up with the losers (Robert Orben Quotes) Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards (Robert Orben Quotes) They say kids today don’t know the value of a dollar. They certainly do know the value of a dollar. That’s why they ask for five (Robert Orben Quotes) I don’t see why religion and science can’t cooperate. What’s wrong with using a computer to count our blessings? (Robert Orben Quotes) Thanks to modern medicine we are no longer forced to endure prolonged pain, disease, discomfort and wealth (Robert Orben Quotes) Noise pollution is a relative thing. In a city, it’s a jet plane taking off. In a monastery, it’s a pen that scratches (Robert Orben Quotes) We’re supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally, I’ve never met a family adviser. They’re all off somewhere listening to dirty stories (Robert Orben Quotes) Wait’ll next year! is the favorite cry of baseball fans, football fans, hockey fans, and gardeners (Robert Orben Quotes) Did you ever figure to be living in a time when your check is good, but the bank bounces? (Robert Orben Quotes) My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she’s as old as I am. Then she lies about my age (Robert Orben Quotes) It’s an awful thing to grow old by yourself. My wife hasn’t had a birthday in seven years (Robert Orben Quotes) Have you noticed when you go on a diet, the first thing you lose is your temper (Robert Orben Quotes) Economists can certainly disappoint you. One said that the economy would turn up by the last quarter. Well, I’m down to mine and it hasn’t (Robert Orben Quotes) If you can get someone to laugh with you, they will be more willing to identify with you, listen to you. It parts the waters (Robert Orben Quotes) Lincoln was known to have walked miles to borrow books, to get the most rudimentary form of education. So what do we do on his birthday? We close the schools! (Robert Orben Quotes) It’s mandatory in this day and age to be considered to have a sense of humor and to demonstrate it. You’re not paying me for a joke, you’re paying me for the right joke (Robert Orben Quotes) Very few people ever meet celebrities. all we really know is what we read about them and the most memorable lines are jokes. That’s how we tend to define what we think of a public figure (Robert Orben Quotes)

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