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Humor is the most honest of emotions. Applause for a speech can be insincere, but with humor, if the audience doesn’t like it there’s no faking it (Robert Orben Quotes)
The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world (Robert Orben Quotes)
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food (Robert Orben Quotes)
There are only two kinds of people in this world. The realists and the dreamers. The realists know where they are going and the dreamers have already been there (Robert Orben Quotes)
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals (Robert Orben Quotes)
Here’s to all volunteers, those dedicated people who believe in all work and no pay (Robert Orben Quotes)
The chance to be seen as a warm, witty guy is too good an opportunity for a politician to miss (Robert Orben Quotes)