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What's right is what's left when everything is wrong (Robin Williams Quotes)
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you have too much money (Robin Williams Quotes)
Carpe per diem - seize the check (Robin Williams Quotes)
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number? (Robin Williams Quotes)
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days (Robin Williams Quotes)
Divorce... From the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet (Robin Williams Quotes)
Comedy is acting out optimism (Robin Williams Quotes)
Cricket is basically baseball on valium (Robin Williams Quotes)
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out (Robin Williams Quotes)
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs (Robin Williams Quotes)
The Second Amendment says we have the right to bear arms, not to bear artillery (Robin Williams Quotes)
The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' (Robin Williams Quotes)
We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture (Robin Williams Quotes)
We've had cloning in the South for years. It's called cousins (Robin Williams Quotes)
What's right is what's left if you do everything else wrong (Robin Williams Quotes)
When in doubt, go for the dick joke (Robin Williams Quotes)
You'll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks (Robin Williams Quotes)
I wonder what chairs think about all day: Oh, here comes another asshole (Robin Williams Quotes)
I went to rehab in wine country, just to keep my options open (Robin Williams Quotes)
Being a functioning alcoholic is kind of like being a paraplegic lap dancer - you can do it, just not as well as the others, really (Robin Williams Quotes)
I used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone, it's not, it's to end up with people who make you feel all alone (Robin Williams Quotes)
I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way (Robin Williams Quotes)
You treat a disease, you win, you lose. You treat a person, I guarantee you, you’ll win, no matter what the outcome (Robin Williams Quotes)
You have to break in half to love somebody (Robin Williams Quotes)
I know size can be daunting but don’t be afraid (Robin Williams Quotes)
If we’re going to fight a disease, let’s fight one of the most terrible diseases of all, indifference (Robin Williams Quotes)
With a bike you go from zero to a hundred in terms of mobility (Robin Williams Quotes)
Comedy pays the bills if I can’t find a film (Robin Williams Quotes)
No man is an island; but some are peninsulas (Robin Williams Quotes)
Anything that is not funny at a certain point will be funny (Robin Williams Quotes)