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It’s always great when you want scientific fact to get a really good science fiction writer to talk to you about it. (Robin Williams Quotes)
In ‘The Secret Agent,’ it’s basically a character that was admired by Theodore Kaczynski, which is some fan mail you don’t really want to open. This is a man who is a chemist and who specializes in making bombs and despises humanity. (Robin Williams Quotes)
My favorite thing to do is ride a bicycle. I ride road bikes. And for me, it’s mobile meditation. (Robin Williams Quotes)
One of my favourite actors of all time, although he doesn’t necessarily play villains, is Peter Lorre. (Robin Williams Quotes)
I can see it now: Osama bin Laden goes up to the pearly gates where George Washington comes out, starts beating him and is then joined by 70 other members of the Continental Congress. Osama will say, Hey, wait! Where are my 71 virgins? And George will reply It’s 71 Virginians, you asshole! (Robin Williams Quotes)
There’s no shame in failing. The only shame is not giving things your best shot. (Robin Williams Quotes)
Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It’s called fun. (Robin Williams Quotes)
In California, we are a sixty percent Hispanic state, we elected an Austrian governor. Even old Nazis are going That’s weird. (Robin Williams Quotes)
A lot of vets like ‘Good Morning Vietnam’ - I get great letters from guys (Robin Williams Quotes)
With film roles, it just has to be a character either I haven’t done before, or a role with somebody really interesting or with an interesting person or group of people. (Robin Williams Quotes)
The dramas for me allow me to explore more behavioral, deeper psychological things. But the comedies obviously allow me to explore the idea of really working off other people. I’m having more fun doing that. (Robin Williams Quotes)
How much more can you give? Other than, literally, open-heart surgery onstage? Not much. But the only cure you have right now is the honesty of going, this is who you are. I know who I am. (Robin Williams Quotes)
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work! (Robin Williams Quotes)
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was... A large Arctic region covered with ice (Robin Williams Quotes)
People say satire is dead. It's not dead; it's alive and living in the White House (Robin Williams Quotes)
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?' (Robin Williams Quotes)
We were talking briefly about cocaine...Yeah. Anything that makes you paranoid and impotent, give me more of that! (Robin Williams Quotes)
And some people say Jesus wasn't Jewish. Of course he was Jewish! 30 years old, single, lives with his parents, come on! He works in his father's business, his mom thought he was God's gift, he's Jewish! Give it up! (Robin Williams Quotes)
And you know that if they legalize it, they'll have to regulate it, which means that they'll have to put a message on a box of joints, it'll say, Surgeon General has determined this will make your music... awesome! Even Yanni. And if you think you liked cartoons before (Robin Williams Quotes)
My favorite athletes of any Olympics are always the African distance runners. You never have to drug test an African distance runner (Robin Williams Quotes)
When I was growing up they used to say, Robin, drugs can kill you. Now that I'm 58 my doctor's telling me, Robin, you need drugs to live. I realize now that my doctor is also my dealer (Robin Williams Quotes)
You know the difference between a tornado and divorce in the south? Nothing! Someone is losing a trailer (Robin Williams Quotes)
Is it rude to Twitter during sex? To go omg, omg, wtf, zzz? Is that rude? (Robin Williams Quotes)
They made porn movies, of my movies! Good Will Humping? Okay... Wet Dreams May Cum? All right... Snatch Adams? That was scary. A clown with a strap-on (Robin Williams Quotes)
Cats only pretend to be domesticated if they think there's a bowl of milk in it for them (Robin Williams Quotes)
As an alcoholic, you will violate your standards quicker than you can lower them (Robin Williams Quotes)
You need a touch of madness, just enough that you don’t become stupid! (Robin Williams Quotes)
Some are born great. Some achieve greatness. Some get it as a graduation gift (Robin Williams Quotes)
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are (Robin Williams Quotes)
When you have a great audience, you can just keep going and finding new things (Robin Williams Quotes)