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Ron White Quotes

I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative Picture Quote #1

Diamonds - that’ll shut her up... for a minute! Picture Quote #1

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots Picture Quote #1

It’s something that’s really fun to do. It’s a family business Picture Quote #1

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn’t have the ability Picture Quote #1

They call me Tater Salad Picture Quote #1

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Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks Picture Quote #1

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can’t fix stupid! Picture Quote #1

I don’t even plan things until later, so no I got no plans Picture Quote #1

But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever Picture Quote #1

The hardest that I’ve laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed ‘til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off Picture Quote #1

The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper Picture Quote #1

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I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor Picture Quote #1

Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy’s interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I’m going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even Picture Quote #1

Years ago, while I was watching a baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Texas Rangers, I remember staring in awe at Cal Ripken. I realized during this game that ‘you don’t have to be flashy’ or have ‘power numbers’ to be great. It’s about the simple things that are the hard things. It’s about leadership, work ethic and commitment Picture Quote #1

I smoke really good cigars, I don’t smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar Picture Quote #1

If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature... that’s what takes a long time to learn Picture Quote #1

Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25 inch color television? Picture Quote #1

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I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine Picture Quote #1

I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers Picture Quote #1

The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really Picture Quote #1

There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years Picture Quote #1

If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade Picture Quote #1

It’s something that’s really fun to do. It’s a family business Picture Quote #1

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You can’t ride home on a bowl of goat Picture Quote #1

Apparently I ain’t the only cat on the block digs cheetos Picture Quote #1

You can’t fix stupid Picture Quote #1

Everybody I know is a joke writer Picture Quote #1

You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered Picture Quote #1

I don’t do any corporate work Picture Quote #1

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I believe everything creative is somewhat collaborative (Ron White Quotes) Diamonds - that’ll shut her up... for a minute! (Ron White Quotes) I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots (Ron White Quotes) It’s something that’s really fun to do. It’s a family business. (Ron White Quotes) I had the right to remain silent... but I didn’t have the ability (Ron White Quotes) They call me Tater Salad (Ron White Quotes) Star Wars Episode Three (And One Quarter): Revenge Of The Hicks (Ron White Quotes) We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can’t fix stupid! (Ron White Quotes) I don’t even plan things until later, so no I got no plans (Ron White Quotes) But I work harder now because I have so much more exposure. And actually the harder you work as a writer, the better you get at it. It’s like anything else. It’s a muscle you have to exercise. I write more now than ever (Ron White Quotes) The hardest that I’ve laughed at a movie was probably Team America. I laughed ‘til I thought I was just gonna throw up. I almost had to turn it off (Ron White Quotes) The way my brain processes information is quite odd. I mean, I have Attention Deficit Disorder and another learning disability I can’t even spell. I don’t even have a high school diploma. I’m smart, but you can’t prove it on paper (Ron White Quotes) I really understood a lot more about comedy after listening to Bill Hicks, who died at 32 years old. He’s probably the best comedian who ever lived. Although you can’t say that because of Carlin, Cosby and Pryor (Ron White Quotes) Barbara was actually Jeff Foxworthy’s interior designer when we first met. So, not only was Jeff responsible for my success in my career, he also introduced me to the woman who I’m going to spend the rest of my life with, which, I think, makes us even (Ron White Quotes) Years ago, while I was watching a baseball game between the Baltimore Orioles and the Texas Rangers, I remember staring in awe at Cal Ripken. I realized during this game that ‘you don’t have to be flashy’ or have ‘power numbers’ to be great. It’s about the simple things that are the hard things. It’s about leadership, work ethic and commitment (Ron White Quotes) I smoke really good cigars, I don’t smoke Cuban cigars. I would never do anything as Un-American as smoke a decent cigar (Ron White Quotes) If you look at the common denominator of all the comics who have had big success, it’s being true to their nature... that’s what takes a long time to learn. (Ron White Quotes) Why does a pair of sunglasses cost more than a 25 inch color television? (Ron White Quotes) I’ve never been one to look up the ladder. I’ve always looked down the ladder. As long as there’s one guy down there, I’m fine. (Ron White Quotes) I was considered by my peers to be a good comedian. So that’s all I ever strived to do was get some recognition from my peers. (Ron White Quotes) The bulk of my fans are my age, and I’m aging at the same rate they are. That makes me relevant. They like hearing what I have to say. I work hard at it, but it’s addicting, really. (Ron White Quotes) There have been times in my life that I’ve had a ton of vices, and my demons have run amok for years and years and years. (Ron White Quotes) If life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade (Ron White Quotes) It’s something that’s really fun to do. It’s a family business (Ron White Quotes) You can’t ride home on a bowl of goat (Ron White Quotes) Apparently I ain’t the only cat on the block digs cheetos (Ron White Quotes) You can’t fix stupid (Ron White Quotes) Everybody I know is a joke writer (Ron White Quotes) You wanna get the truth out of me, get me hammered (Ron White Quotes) I don’t do any corporate work (Ron White Quotes)

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