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Roommate Quotes

What happens when three girls move in together Picture Quote #1

Thanks for being the roommate I can complain to about our other roommate Picture Quote #1

Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world’s worst roommate Picture Quote #1

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere Picture Quote #1

You’re too old to have a roommate Picture Quote #1

My condolences to your new roommate Picture Quote #1

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Sorry you’re having roommate problems Picture Quote #1

I’ve never had a roommate, even when I was growing up Picture Quote #1

My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling Picture Quote #1

A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school Picture Quote #1

Everyone has this universal understanding of roommate drama Picture Quote #1

My daughter MacKenzie is so important to me. I have a tattoo on my arm for her. My roommate gave me the name for her Picture Quote #1

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In a first pregnancy, you don’t have a child yet, so you can nap and see movies and exercise. The notion of ‘baby’ is abstract. You look at the ultrasound and don’t really understand that the creature you’re seeing is soon going to be your roommate Picture Quote #1

I like cinnamon rolls, but I don’t always have time to make a pan. That’s why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I’d rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes Picture Quote #1

The best training is to read and write, no matter what. Don’t live with a lover or roommate who doesn’t respect your work. Don’t lie, buy time, borrow to buy time. Write what will stop your breath if you don’t write Picture Quote #1

I love to roll out of bed and throw something on. I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That’s not for me Picture Quote #1

I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That’s not for me Picture Quote #1

When ‘Nevermind’ came out, my roommate had the CD. At first, I actually thought, ‘This is too polished and commercial.’ It was a little off-putting. But then I was like, ‘This is the best music ever.’ It felt so close to what I wanted to do Picture Quote #1

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Miami Beach - that’s where I grew up, in a middle-class Jewish family led by my maternal grandfather. Me, my great-grandmother - a Holocaust survivor, who was my roommate - my grandparents, my mom and her brother all shared a four-bedroom house Picture Quote #1

I used to arm wrestle my roommate in college. Based on that, I’m in pretty good shape Picture Quote #1

When I get high anxiety, I vomit. My mom was so stressed out. Then I found out I was staying in John Mayer’s old dorm room, and I had a nice roommate. That completely brought me down. I was completely comfortable at Berklee Picture Quote #1

You marry your friends when you stay with your friends. It’s hard enough to find a good roommate, let alone a good person you can live with and fall in love with at the same time. You might as well just take your roommate, if you can find one, and marry them. I mean, if you can find somebody that doesn’t drive you crazy, I would say marry that Picture Quote #1

I used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks Picture Quote #1

My wife and I met when each of us was dragged to a party we didn’t want to go to by friends. I was coming off a bad injury, but my roommate insisted I get out of the house and be around people. God love our friends; we’ve been together 20 years now! Picture Quote #1

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If the economy forces me to have a roommate, you’re among the least annoying candidates Picture Quote #1

And then there were the wallflowers who had recognized for years that the thing was hopeless, who had found in that information a kind of calm. They no longer tried, with a bright and desperate effort, to sustain a conversation with somebody’s brother, somebody’s usher, somebody’s roommate, somebody’s roommate’s usher’s brother... The category of wallflower who had given up on all this was very quiet, not indifferent, only quiet. And she always brought a book Picture Quote #1

I love to roll out of bed and throw something on. I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That’s not for me Picture Quote #1

The best training is to read and write, no matter what. Don’t live with a lover or roommate who doesn’t respect your work. Don’t lie, buy time, borrow to buy time. Write what will stop your breath if you don’t write Picture Quote #1

I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That’s not for me Picture Quote #1

I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater Picture Quote #1

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What happens when three girls move in together (Roommate Quotes) Thanks for being the roommate I can complain to about our other roommate (Roommate Quotes) Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world’s worst roommate (Roommate Quotes) My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere (Roommate Quotes) You’re too old to have a roommate (Roommate Quotes) My condolences to your new roommate (Roommate Quotes) Sorry you’re having roommate problems (Roommate Quotes) I’ve never had a roommate, even when I was growing up (Roommate Quotes) My roommate and my boyfriend, they both know I am compulsive and controlling (Roommate Quotes) A good roommate may be the single most important thing to have when one is away at school (Roommate Quotes) Everyone has this universal understanding of roommate drama (Roommate Quotes) My daughter MacKenzie is so important to me. I have a tattoo on my arm for her. My roommate gave me the name for her (Roommate Quotes) In a first pregnancy, you don’t have a child yet, so you can nap and see movies and exercise. The notion of ‘baby’ is abstract. You look at the ultrasound and don’t really understand that the creature you’re seeing is soon going to be your roommate. (Roommate Quotes) I like cinnamon rolls, but I don’t always have time to make a pan. That’s why I wish they would sell cinnamon roll incense. After all I’d rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes. (Roommate Quotes) The best training is to read and write, no matter what. Don’t live with a lover or roommate who doesn’t respect your work. Don’t lie, buy time, borrow to buy time. Write what will stop your breath if you don’t write. (Roommate Quotes) I love to roll out of bed and throw something on. I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That’s not for me. (Roommate Quotes) I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That’s not for me. (Roommate Quotes) When ‘Nevermind’ came out, my roommate had the CD. At first, I actually thought, ‘This is too polished and commercial.’ It was a little off-putting. But then I was like, ‘This is the best music ever.’ It felt so close to what I wanted to do. (Roommate Quotes) Miami Beach - that’s where I grew up, in a middle-class Jewish family led by my maternal grandfather. Me, my great-grandmother - a Holocaust survivor, who was my roommate - my grandparents, my mom and her brother all shared a four-bedroom house. (Roommate Quotes) I used to arm wrestle my roommate in college. Based on that, I’m in pretty good shape. (Roommate Quotes) When I get high anxiety, I vomit. My mom was so stressed out. Then I found out I was staying in John Mayer’s old dorm room, and I had a nice roommate. That completely brought me down. I was completely comfortable at Berklee. (Roommate Quotes) You marry your friends when you stay with your friends. It’s hard enough to find a good roommate, let alone a good person you can live with and fall in love with at the same time. You might as well just take your roommate, if you can find one, and marry them. I mean, if you can find somebody that doesn’t drive you crazy, I would say marry that (Roommate Quotes) I used to keep my college roommate from reading my personal mail by hiding it in her textbooks (Roommate Quotes) My wife and I met when each of us was dragged to a party we didn’t want to go to by friends. I was coming off a bad injury, but my roommate insisted I get out of the house and be around people. God love our friends; we’ve been together 20 years now! (Roommate Quotes) If the economy forces me to have a roommate, you’re among the least annoying candidates (Roommate Quotes) And then there were the wallflowers who had recognized for years that the thing was hopeless, who had found in that information a kind of calm. They no longer tried, with a bright and desperate effort, to sustain a conversation with somebody’s brother, somebody’s usher, somebody’s roommate, somebody’s roommate’s usher’s brother... The category of wallflower who had given up on all this was very quiet, not indifferent, only quiet. And she always brought a book (Roommate Quotes) I love to roll out of bed and throw something on. I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That’s not for me (Roommate Quotes) The best training is to read and write, no matter what. Don’t live with a lover or roommate who doesn’t respect your work. Don’t lie, buy time, borrow to buy time. Write what will stop your breath if you don’t write (Roommate Quotes) I had this roommate in college who would get up almost 2 hours before class to do hair and makeup. That’s not for me (Roommate Quotes) I was making pancakes the other day and a fly flew into the kitchen. And that’s when I realized that a spatula is a lot like a fly swatter. And a crushed fly is a lot like a blueberry. And a roommate is a lot like a fly eater (Roommate Quotes)

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