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Roseanne Barr Quotes
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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
I’m so much more famous than I am financially successful (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
It’s the Night of the Living Dead. It’s scary out here (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
I loved comedy all my life. I think it’s a real powerful art form. (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
My children love me. I’m like the mother they never had. (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
I’m God because I have the power to control my mind (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
I’m kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5 (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
We never get sick of each other. That’s how sick we are (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
Without democracy in our homes, we will never have it in the world (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
Being nuts is its own reward (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
My children love me. I’m like the mother they never had (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
I can’t have cats around me because they try to steal my energy (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
Excuse the mess but we live here (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
I know how to do anything, I’m a mom (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
I was completely nuts for most of my life (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
Women are cursed, and men are the proof (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
Laugh every day as much as you can (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
Imitation is the sincerest form of show business (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
We’re not meant to be parents when we’re 50 (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce (Roseanne Barr Quotes)
Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids (Roseanne Barr Quotes)