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Roseanne Barr Quotes

I’m kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish Picture Quote #1

I’m God because I have the power to control my mind Picture Quote #1

My children love me. I’m like the mother they never had Picture Quote #1

I loved comedy all my life. I think it’s a real powerful art form Picture Quote #1

It’s the Night of the Living Dead. It’s scary out here Picture Quote #1

I’m so much more famous than I am financially successful Picture Quote #1

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Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself Picture Quote #1

Imitation is the sincerest form of show business Picture Quote #1

I know how to do anything, I’m a mom Picture Quote #1

I was completely nuts for most of my life Picture Quote #1

The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest Picture Quote #1

Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight Picture Quote #1

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There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind Picture Quote #1

Laugh every day as much as you can Picture Quote #1

Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly Picture Quote #1

I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them Picture Quote #1

I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver Picture Quote #1

Women are cursed, and men are the proof Picture Quote #1

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We’re not meant to be parents when we’re 50 Picture Quote #1

Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce Picture Quote #1

Nobody wanted the ‘Roseanne’ show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family Picture Quote #1

You kind of restructure your whole personality to be in a healthy relationship Picture Quote #1

I can’t have cats around me because they try to steal my energy Picture Quote #1

Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5 Picture Quote #1

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The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it Picture Quote #1

We never get sick of each other. That’s how sick we are Picture Quote #1

Without democracy in our homes, we will never have it in the world Picture Quote #1

Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem Picture Quote #1

Being nuts is its own reward Picture Quote #1

Excuse the mess but we live here Picture Quote #1

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I’m kosher except for times where I eat pork and shellfish (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I’m God because I have the power to control my mind (Roseanne Barr Quotes) My children love me. I’m like the mother they never had. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I loved comedy all my life. I think it’s a real powerful art form. (Roseanne Barr Quotes) It’s the Night of the Living Dead. It’s scary out here (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I’m so much more famous than I am financially successful (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Imitation is the sincerest form of show business (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I know how to do anything, I’m a mom (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I was completely nuts for most of my life (Roseanne Barr Quotes) The quickest way to a man’s heart is through his chest (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Half the world’s starving; the other half is trying to lose weight (Roseanne Barr Quotes) There is no scarier chasm of darkness than the human mind (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Laugh every day as much as you can (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Your body is your instrument, you play it expertly (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I want to eat, cook, meet famous people and make fun of them (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I am a woman, therefore I am a problem solver (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Women are cursed, and men are the proof (Roseanne Barr Quotes) We’re not meant to be parents when we’re 50 (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Take this marriage thing seriously - it has to last all the way to the divorce (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Nobody wanted the ‘Roseanne’ show. I heard from agents that there was no interest in a show about a fat woman and her family (Roseanne Barr Quotes) You kind of restructure your whole personality to be in a healthy relationship (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I can’t have cats around me because they try to steal my energy (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Beauty comes in all sizes, not just size 5 (Roseanne Barr Quotes) The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it (Roseanne Barr Quotes) We never get sick of each other. That’s how sick we are (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Without democracy in our homes, we will never have it in the world (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Diets are a temporary solution to a permanent problem (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Being nuts is its own reward (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Excuse the mess but we live here (Roseanne Barr Quotes)

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