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Roseanne Barr Quotes

I’m not upset about my divorce. I’m only upset that I’m not a widow Picture Quote #1

Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion Picture Quote #1

I try to tell people to keep having hope. It’s always what you don’t know and don’t expect that’s gonna be so great Picture Quote #1

Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house Picture Quote #1

Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time Picture Quote #1

I’ve never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money Picture Quote #1

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My kids were completely out of control, while I was working fifteen hours a day plus weekends. I screamed a lot, something I’m not particularly proud of, but it was that or firearms Picture Quote #1

Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn’t have to pay for it Picture Quote #1

I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it’s kind of cool Picture Quote #1

I didn’t know that being in a relationship meant you had to be nice. I thought it meant you had to hack away at the other person until they were beaten down and then were too afraid to leave Picture Quote #1

Whatever helps you sleep is my opinion on the subject, and that’s what I like about the western world’s most popular religion, it has helped put so many people to sleep, although most of them permanently and without their approval Picture Quote #1

A lot of men are impotent and it’s very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can’t get your arms up either? Picture Quote #1

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I’m a heterosexual. I don’t know why I’m like this. I was just born this way Picture Quote #1

I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get closer to others, did anybody ever that of that?! Picture Quote #1

You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me Picture Quote #1

I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines Picture Quote #1

I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it’s safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house Picture Quote #1

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job Picture Quote #1

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Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive? Picture Quote #1

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel Picture Quote #1

I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that’s why I don’t like any of them Picture Quote #1

I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That’s what I told my kids Picture Quote #1

There’s a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there’s a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect Picture Quote #1

Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we’ll take up, and the more we’ll have to be reckoned with Picture Quote #1

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A good man doesn’t just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut Picture Quote #1

Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles Picture Quote #1

To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won’t hit you because you are a vegetarian Picture Quote #1

Eat as much as you’d like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won’t get any men, but you will. You’ll get more men, and better men Picture Quote #1

I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job Picture Quote #1

Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to Picture Quote #1

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I’m not upset about my divorce. I’m only upset that I’m not a widow (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Eating cookies that you bake with your grandmother is one of the greatest social steps one must experience in order to grow up into a decent world citizen, in my opinion (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I try to tell people to keep having hope. It’s always what you don’t know and don’t expect that’s gonna be so great (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Husbands are never happy. My husband asked me for more space, so I locked him out of the house (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Everything here must be done twice as no one can do it right the first time (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I’ve never done anything for money, and that is why I got money. When you do stuff for money, you never get money (Roseanne Barr Quotes) My kids were completely out of control, while I was working fifteen hours a day plus weekends. I screamed a lot, something I’m not particularly proud of, but it was that or firearms (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Here is my personal opinion about prostitution. If men knew how to do it, they wouldn’t have to pay for it (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I avoided reality for most of my life. But once you deal with it, it’s kind of cool (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I didn’t know that being in a relationship meant you had to be nice. I thought it meant you had to hack away at the other person until they were beaten down and then were too afraid to leave (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Whatever helps you sleep is my opinion on the subject, and that’s what I like about the western world’s most popular religion, it has helped put so many people to sleep, although most of them permanently and without their approval (Roseanne Barr Quotes) A lot of men are impotent and it’s very sad. How many of you are impotent? I see. Can’t get your arms up either? (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I’m a heterosexual. I don’t know why I’m like this. I was just born this way (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I have a fierce eating disorder that has survived even bariatric surgery. I got even fatter after that! Hey, maybe fat people are just trying to get closer to others, did anybody ever that of that?! (Roseanne Barr Quotes) You know what, when I was thin, I thought there was a fat girl trying to get out of me (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I like it when very little children think for themselves, because they do not have access to car keys or credit cards or crack pipes, but they have some really funny lines (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I quit smoking. I feel better. I smell better. And it’s safer to drink out of old beer cans laying around the house (Roseanne Barr Quotes) As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I’ve done my job (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you’re feeling festive? (Roseanne Barr Quotes) My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that’s why I don’t like any of them (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That’s what I told my kids (Roseanne Barr Quotes) There’s a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there’s a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we’ll take up, and the more we’ll have to be reckoned with (Roseanne Barr Quotes) A good man doesn’t just happen. They have to be created by us women. A guy is a lump like a doughnut (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Men read maps better than women because only men can understand the concept of an inch equaling a hundred miles (Roseanne Barr Quotes) To expect life to treat you good is foolish as hoping a bull won’t hit you because you are a vegetarian (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Eat as much as you’d like. My philosophy has always been that all women desire to be as fat as myself but just have a great fear of doing so. Because they think they won’t get any men, but you will. You’ll get more men, and better men (Roseanne Barr Quotes) I figure if the kids are alive at the end of the day, I’ve done my job (Roseanne Barr Quotes) Adults in a free country should be able to smoke a joint if they want to (Roseanne Barr Quotes)

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