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Rubber Quotes






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Why did I lose? No reason, though you might like to know that I got tired, my ears started popping, the rubber came off my shoes, I got cramp, and I lost one of my contact lenses. Other than that I was in great shape (Rubber Quotes)
I meditate and put on a rubber tire with three bottles of beer. Most of the time I just sit picking my nose and thinking (Rubber Quotes)
When a doting person gets down on all fours and plays with the dog’s rubber mouse, it only confuses the puppy and gives him a sense of insecurity. He gets the impression that the world is unstable and wonders whether he is supposed to walk on his hind legs and smoke cigars (Rubber Quotes)
He’s the only man I ever knew who had rubber pockets so he could steal soup (Rubber Quotes)