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Russell Peters Quotes

I love being a dad, and I’m a great dad Picture Quote #1

I like the sound of laughter. I was the guy in the group of friends that would always make the friends laugh. And everyone was like, ‘You should do stand up,’ so I gave it a shot, and ta-da! They were right Picture Quote #1

Ideally I’d like to be working steadily as an actor: movies, a TV series, that sort of thing. I’ve been through a few different TV development cycles, and they didn’t work out. When the time and project are right, it’ll come together. Like I tell a lot of guys, it’s not a race; there’s no finish line Picture Quote #1

Azhar Usman is very funny, deeply spiritual, and extremely hairy. He’s like Zach Galifianakis meets Deepak Chopra-and funnier than you’d expect that combination to be Picture Quote #1

The fans in Canada have been there since day one. They’re the originals. When people say that’s your roots, that’s literally my roots. I’ve just cut this tree off and replanted it somewhere else and it started growing. But the roots are there Picture Quote #1

I’ve seen racism in my audiences. For example, I’ve seen people laugh at every other group, but then clam up when it comes to their community. You can’t laugh at everyone else and then not laugh at yourself. You shouldn’t be at my show if you can’t laugh at yourself Picture Quote #1

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Until you have a child, you won’t really understand that you would actually throw yourself in front of a bus for your child. Like, you don’t really get it. Like, it’s like, ‘Hell no.’ You know, ‘She’s only two. I can make another one.’ You know? But, you know, you have a baby, and then you actually care about this person Picture Quote #1

My guiltiest pleasure in life is ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’ I watch them all - old, new - I don’t care. Despite how bad the writing is on the show. The people getting hit and hurt, that’s hilarious Picture Quote #1

Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we’re invisible on TV - everything is either black or white Picture Quote #1

There’s a big difference between race and culture. Because racially, I’m an Indian man. Culturally, not at all Picture Quote #1

I’m always amazed at how much people ‘get’ when I’m performing overseas. I’ve never had to change my act on my international shows; I just make sure that I’ve taken some time to get to know the people in those countries before I perform. That’s been really useful Picture Quote #1

I think for comedians, acting is their natural progression. It’s all about progression Picture Quote #1

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If you look good, you can act in a Bollywood movie, you don’t have to be able to act; and Aishwarya Rai is a great example of this. She is a beautiful woman... You look at her, I want to look at her. Damn, she is fine; but stop acting or stop trying to act Picture Quote #1

I would get bullied a lot. You know, it was the 70s and 80s, so it was a lot of racism back then towards Indian people. And it wasn’t actual hatred, it was just that blind, ‘Let’s pick on that guy.’ You know, and you’ve got to figure that I was a very small kid. And I had a big mouth, so I’m sure that didn’t help Picture Quote #1

The self-talk of the ego-mind is so busy describing what is happening, judging whether it is good or bad for us, and telling us what we should think and do, that there is little opportunity for our inner knowing to be heard. Instead we remain attached to our assumptions, dreaming of the fulfillment we believe they will bring Picture Quote #1

I hate Bollywood. The movies are all garbage, just terrible. It’s my opinion; obviously, there are billions who like and love them. I don’t like all the singing, dancing and all the dramatic crying. I have never seen a Bollywood film in my life Picture Quote #1

Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You’re the only one out there, you’re going into a fight, and you’re going in with a game plan Picture Quote #1

Terrorists hate Americans. Indians hate each other. A terrorist will blow up an airport. Indians like to work at the airport. That would be counter-productive Picture Quote #1

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I don’t make the stereotypes, I just see them Picture Quote #1

We tell ourselves that the more time we have at our disposal, the more opportunity we will have of finding greater happiness. But again we are looking to the future, to the times we will create. Again we miss the enjoyment of the present moment Picture Quote #1

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I love being a dad, and I’m a great dad (Russell Peters Quotes) I like the sound of laughter. I was the guy in the group of friends that would always make the friends laugh. And everyone was like, ‘You should do stand up,’ so I gave it a shot, and ta-da! They were right. (Russell Peters Quotes) Ideally I’d like to be working steadily as an actor: movies, a TV series, that sort of thing. I’ve been through a few different TV development cycles, and they didn’t work out. When the time and project are right, it’ll come together. Like I tell a lot of guys, it’s not a race; there’s no finish line. (Russell Peters Quotes) Azhar Usman is very funny, deeply spiritual, and extremely hairy. He’s like Zach Galifianakis meets Deepak Chopra-and funnier than you’d expect that combination to be. (Russell Peters Quotes) The fans in Canada have been there since day one. They’re the originals. When people say that’s your roots, that’s literally my roots. I’ve just cut this tree off and replanted it somewhere else and it started growing. But the roots are there. (Russell Peters Quotes) I’ve seen racism in my audiences. For example, I’ve seen people laugh at every other group, but then clam up when it comes to their community. You can’t laugh at everyone else and then not laugh at yourself. You shouldn’t be at my show if you can’t laugh at yourself. (Russell Peters Quotes) Until you have a child, you won’t really understand that you would actually throw yourself in front of a bus for your child. Like, you don’t really get it. Like, it’s like, ‘Hell no.’ You know, ‘She’s only two. I can make another one.’ You know? But, you know, you have a baby, and then you actually care about this person. (Russell Peters Quotes) My guiltiest pleasure in life is ‘America’s Funniest Home Videos.’ I watch them all - old, new - I don’t care. Despite how bad the writing is on the show. The people getting hit and hurt, that’s hilarious. (Russell Peters Quotes) Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we’re invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. (Russell Peters Quotes) There’s a big difference between race and culture. Because racially, I’m an Indian man. Culturally, not at all. (Russell Peters Quotes) I’m always amazed at how much people ‘get’ when I’m performing overseas. I’ve never had to change my act on my international shows; I just make sure that I’ve taken some time to get to know the people in those countries before I perform. That’s been really useful. (Russell Peters Quotes) I think for comedians, acting is their natural progression. It’s all about progression (Russell Peters Quotes) If you look good, you can act in a Bollywood movie, you don’t have to be able to act; and Aishwarya Rai is a great example of this. She is a beautiful woman... You look at her, I want to look at her. Damn, she is fine; but stop acting or stop trying to act (Russell Peters Quotes) I would get bullied a lot. You know, it was the 70s and 80s, so it was a lot of racism back then towards Indian people. And it wasn’t actual hatred, it was just that blind, ‘Let’s pick on that guy.’ You know, and you’ve got to figure that I was a very small kid. And I had a big mouth, so I’m sure that didn’t help (Russell Peters Quotes) The self-talk of the ego-mind is so busy describing what is happening, judging whether it is good or bad for us, and telling us what we should think and do, that there is little opportunity for our inner knowing to be heard. Instead we remain attached to our assumptions, dreaming of the fulfillment we believe they will bring (Russell Peters Quotes) I hate Bollywood. The movies are all garbage, just terrible. It’s my opinion; obviously, there are billions who like and love them. I don’t like all the singing, dancing and all the dramatic crying. I have never seen a Bollywood film in my life (Russell Peters Quotes) Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You’re the only one out there, you’re going into a fight, and you’re going in with a game plan (Russell Peters Quotes) Terrorists hate Americans. Indians hate each other. A terrorist will blow up an airport. Indians like to work at the airport. That would be counter-productive (Russell Peters Quotes) I don’t make the stereotypes, I just see them (Russell Peters Quotes) We tell ourselves that the more time we have at our disposal, the more opportunity we will have of finding greater happiness. But again we are looking to the future, to the times we will create. Again we miss the enjoyment of the present moment (Russell Peters Quotes)