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Ryan Stiles Quotes

Never trust sheep Picture Quote #1

Back off or the lizard gets it! Picture Quote #1

Drew’s a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing ‘The Drew Carey Show,’ he got into bowling, and suddenly he’s phoning up pros for tips and carrying around 3 balls. It’s just how he does it Picture Quote #1

I was into sports in high school, but I got kicked out of Richmond High at 17, so I never graduated. However, I still get invites to the class reunions... I don’t know that I want to see how everyone looks now Picture Quote #1

I wasn’t particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny Picture Quote #1

I’d rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn’t happen to know of a rental car place around Picture Quote #1

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I’m Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I’m also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States Picture Quote #1

The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue Picture Quote #1

If I were like your mother, I would be a woman Picture Quote #1

Two thongs don’t make a right Picture Quote #1

The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue! Picture Quote #1

Never interrupt me when I’m eating a banana Picture Quote #1

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If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me Picture Quote #1

If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish! Picture Quote #1

I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny Picture Quote #1

I can’t sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I’m shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982 Picture Quote #1

When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I’m damn gouda Picture Quote #1

That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy Picture Quote #1

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You know, I’ve got a confession to make myself. I’m not really a priest, I’ve just got my shirt on backwards Picture Quote #1

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I’d be my wife Picture Quote #1

I’m going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they’ll be ripe Picture Quote #1

I’d rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn’t happen to know of a rental car place around Picture Quote #1

Friendship Quotes

Motivational Quotes

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Text Quotes

Never trust sheep (Ryan Stiles Quotes) Back off or the lizard gets it! (Ryan Stiles Quotes) Drew’s a funny guy. Because anything he gets into, he gets in 100%. Even when we were doing ‘The Drew Carey Show,’ he got into bowling, and suddenly he’s phoning up pros for tips and carrying around 3 balls. It’s just how he does it. (Ryan Stiles Quotes) I was into sports in high school, but I got kicked out of Richmond High at 17, so I never graduated. However, I still get invites to the class reunions... I don’t know that I want to see how everyone looks now. (Ryan Stiles Quotes) I wasn’t particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny. (Ryan Stiles Quotes) I’d rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn’t happen to know of a rental car place around. (Ryan Stiles Quotes) I’m Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I’m also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States (Ryan Stiles Quotes) The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue (Ryan Stiles Quotes) If I were like your mother, I would be a woman (Ryan Stiles Quotes) Two thongs don’t make a right (Ryan Stiles Quotes) The sky, the sky beyond the door is bluuuuuuue! (Ryan Stiles Quotes) Never interrupt me when I’m eating a banana (Ryan Stiles Quotes) If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me (Ryan Stiles Quotes) If I were a man with gills, I would be a fish! (Ryan Stiles Quotes) I wasnt particularly funny in high school, but I grew up with three older brothers who were quite funny (Ryan Stiles Quotes) I can’t sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I’m shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982 (Ryan Stiles Quotes) When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I’m damn gouda (Ryan Stiles Quotes) That is raw dough. Never eat raw dough. They can make worms in your tummy. Worms in your tummy (Ryan Stiles Quotes) You know, I’ve got a confession to make myself. I’m not really a priest, I’ve just got my shirt on backwards (Ryan Stiles Quotes) If I were as much of a man as my woman, I’d be my wife (Ryan Stiles Quotes) I’m going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they’ll be ripe (Ryan Stiles Quotes) I’d rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn’t happen to know of a rental car place around (Ryan Stiles Quotes)