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Sam Ewing Quotes
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Hard work spotlights the character of people: some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don't turn up at all (Sam Ewing Quotes)
Success has a simple formula: do your best, and people may like it (Sam Ewing Quotes)
Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about (Sam Ewing Quotes)
Success is when your name is in everything but the telephone directory (Sam Ewing Quotes)
The trouble with giving advice is that others want to return the favor (Sam Ewing Quotes)
Nothing in the world can replace the modern swimsuit, and it practically has (Sam Ewing Quotes)
Highways are full of careless drivers who are always too close in front of you (Sam Ewing Quotes)
Ever notice that nothing changes the color of paint like putting it on a wall? (Sam Ewing Quotes)
Many trees could be saved if the government stopped printing tax forms (Sam Ewing Quotes)
Computers are like bikinis. They save people a lot of guesswork (Sam Ewing Quotes)
An expert is someone called in at the last minute to share the blame (Sam Ewing Quotes)
The average tourist wants to go to places where there are no tourists (Sam Ewing Quotes)
Nobody ever asks a father how he manages to combine marriage and a career (Sam Ewing Quotes)
There's no thief like a bad movie (Sam Ewing Quotes)
Wouldn’t you like to weigh what it says on your driver’s license? (Sam Ewing Quotes)
Half of all home accidents happen in the kitchen, and the family has to eat them (Sam Ewing Quotes)
Don’t drive as if you own the road; drive as if you own the car (Sam Ewing Quotes)