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Sam Kinison Quotes

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years Picture Quote #1

I’m attracted to heartbreakers Picture Quote #1

Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn’t scare the F- out of everybody! Picture Quote #1

So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It’s paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame joke-telling. They’re drawn to it as a career move Picture Quote #1

I’m responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven’t Picture Quote #1

My view of life is, ‘If you’re going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! Picture Quote #1

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It occurred to me that there wouldn’t be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! Picture Quote #1

If I’ve learned one thing, it’s ‘don’t tell the truth.’ Lies keep you together Picture Quote #1

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who’s the target. Comedy attacks, man Picture Quote #1

With any other celebrity, people come up and say, ‘Hey, I really like your work.’ But with my fans, when they see me, they don’t even say hello. They just go, ‘AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!’ Picture Quote #1

Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It’s like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs Picture Quote #1

Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down - I just don’t like it. And I know somewhere there’s gotta be another guy like that. There’s gotta be a guy just like that - just like me. There’s gotta be somebody, somewhere... Maybe, maybe an assassin type Picture Quote #1

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It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you’ve played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you’ve done the ‘Wild Thing’ video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you’re not gonna top that Picture Quote #1

I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order Picture Quote #1

Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds Picture Quote #1

In the 1990s, it’s OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It’s acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society Picture Quote #1

Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That’ll get people’s attention Picture Quote #1

So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn’t want to drive there Picture Quote #1

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I look for women I know are gonna bust me up good. Come on, man, who can resist that? Who can resist that emotional pain? Yeah, they all have the same line, they’re so sweet: I’m not gonna hurt you like all the others. Really I’m not. I’m gonna introduce you to a whole new level of pain! Picture Quote #1

You know what the problem is with world hunger? We’ve been sending them food Picture Quote #1

There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out Picture Quote #1

I started saying things in church that didn’t meet with a lot of approval - like ‘Jesus isn’t coming back.’ They started throwing Bibles Picture Quote #1

Jim Bakker. He’s lost everything, he’s ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! Picture Quote #1

I have lived a carnal life Picture Quote #1

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There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out Picture Quote #2

Folks, I’ve been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row Picture Quote #1

I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years Picture Quote #1

What happened? Satan was busy? Picture Quote #1

Obviously I’m not a role model for impressionable youth Picture Quote #1

I’d rather entertain people than offend them Picture Quote #1

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I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. (Sam Kinison Quotes) I’m attracted to heartbreakers (Sam Kinison Quotes) Jesus had a tough life. I read about that guy. Jesus is the only guy that ever came back from the dead that didn’t scare the F- out of everybody! (Sam Kinison Quotes) So many of these comics are just frustrated singers or actors - they want to get a gig doing a sitcom. It’s paint-by-the-numbers comedy, lame joke-telling. They’re drawn to it as a career move (Sam Kinison Quotes) I’m responsible. I even did a commercial for MTV saying how I was going to register to vote. And I still haven’t (Sam Kinison Quotes) My view of life is, ‘If you’re going to miss Heaven, why miss it by two inches? Miss it! (Sam Kinison Quotes) It occurred to me that there wouldn’t be world hunger, if you people would MOVE WHERE THE FOOD IS!!! (Sam Kinison Quotes) If I’ve learned one thing, it’s ‘don’t tell the truth.’ Lies keep you together (Sam Kinison Quotes) When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who’s the target. Comedy attacks, man (Sam Kinison Quotes) With any other celebrity, people come up and say, ‘Hey, I really like your work.’ But with my fans, when they see me, they don’t even say hello. They just go, ‘AWWWWWGHGHHHGHGHRRR!’ (Sam Kinison Quotes) Rock Against Drugs, what a name. Somebody was high when they came up with that title. It’s like Christians Against Christ. Rock created drugs (Sam Kinison Quotes) Not that I want to put the entire rap music style down - I just don’t like it. And I know somewhere there’s gotta be another guy like that. There’s gotta be a guy just like that - just like me. There’s gotta be somebody, somewhere... Maybe, maybe an assassin type (Sam Kinison Quotes) It was great to be the rock comic, the shock comic. But after you’ve played Giants Stadium with Bon Jovi in front of 82,000 people, after you’ve done the ‘Wild Thing’ video with Jessica Hahn and every rock band from hell, you’re not gonna top that (Sam Kinison Quotes) I guess my main influences are Jesus, rock n roll and ex-wives. In that order (Sam Kinison Quotes) Ive never been against women. That anti-feminist rap is bogus. I think men should be nice to women, buy them diamonds (Sam Kinison Quotes) In the 1990s, it’s OK to do comedy about the Chernobyl disaster or the Space Shuttle blowing up. It’s acceptable to ridicule the Pope or the President of the United States, but God forbid you do a joke... about gays. The gay community is the last sacred cow in this society (Sam Kinison Quotes) Anyone can go out on stage and start beating people over the head with rubber chickens. That’ll get people’s attention. (Sam Kinison Quotes) So many people counted on me to be the party, I had to move far enough away that they wouldn’t want to drive there. (Sam Kinison Quotes) I look for women I know are gonna bust me up good. Come on, man, who can resist that? Who can resist that emotional pain? Yeah, they all have the same line, they’re so sweet: I’m not gonna hurt you like all the others. Really I’m not. I’m gonna introduce you to a whole new level of pain! (Sam Kinison Quotes) You know what the problem is with world hunger? We’ve been sending them food. (Sam Kinison Quotes) There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out. (Sam Kinison Quotes) I started saying things in church that didn’t meet with a lot of approval - like ‘Jesus isn’t coming back.’ They started throwing Bibles (Sam Kinison Quotes) Jim Bakker. He’s lost everything, he’s ruined. And the worst thing of all he still has to wake up to her! (Sam Kinison Quotes) I have lived a carnal life (Sam Kinison Quotes) There’s no happy ending to cocaine. You either die, you go to jail, or else you run out (Sam Kinison Quotes) Folks, I’ve been straight for seventeen days... Not all in a row (Sam Kinison Quotes) I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years (Sam Kinison Quotes) What happened? Satan was busy? (Sam Kinison Quotes) Obviously I’m not a role model for impressionable youth (Sam Kinison Quotes) I’d rather entertain people than offend them (Sam Kinison Quotes)

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