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Santa Claus Quotes

What do you mean Santa's got enough reindeer Picture Quote #1

I’m the only one who still believes in Santa Claus! Picture Quote #1

You're not the real Santa!! Picture Quote #1

Santa. Expectation. Reality Picture Quote #1

Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! Picture Quote #1

Works 1 day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you Picture Quote #1

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He see’s you when you’re sleeping Picture Quote #1

Grown ups don’t believe in Santa Claus. They vote Picture Quote #1

Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults Picture Quote #1

Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist Picture Quote #1

No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood Picture Quote #1

Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? Picture Quote #1

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Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven Picture Quote #1

Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God Picture Quote #1

At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something is wrong with Christmas, in all of these movies. In ‘The Polar Express,’ there’s a kid that doesn’t really believe, and that’s the threat to Christmas. In ‘Santa Claus: The Movie,’ jealousy and greed are threatening to overrun his Christmas Picture Quote #1

The idea of God as a fatherly figure who looks down on us and worries about how we’re doing or takes sides when we have fights - it’s more irritating than Santa Claus. The world and the universe are far more wonderful if there’s not a puppet master Picture Quote #1

Obama’s gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He’s got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust job market. In fact, the very fact he’s talking about the minimum wage is evidence there is no robust job market Picture Quote #1

When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was rail thin, so it’s not like I was a traditional Santa Claus even then. I had a square stomach; that was the shape of the sofa cushion that I had stuffed into my pants Picture Quote #1

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No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all of my nieces and nephews and their spouses and kids and do what we all like to do - eat, laugh, trade presents and just enjoy each other... and sometimes I even dress up like Santa Claus! Picture Quote #1

More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good. Picture Quote #1

I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementarys school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was 5 Picture Quote #1

Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane! Picture Quote #1

For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you’d stay up until three in the morning. You’d hear the parents wrapping in the other room but you knew that also, maybe, they were in collusion with Santa Claus Picture Quote #1

Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything Picture Quote #1

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Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you’re helping Santa Claus. To me, that’s what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus! Picture Quote #1

We have domesticated God’s transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus; but our ideas about Santa Claus change, mature and become more nuanced, whereas our ideas of God can remain at a rather infantile level Picture Quote #1

I don’t really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, one more fib won’t hurt. But I am infuriated by the growing notion, posited in some touchy-feely quarters, that all women are, or can be, beautiful Picture Quote #1

I had this grand idea that Elvira’s kind of the Santa Claus of Halloween - at the malls, you’d have an Elvira there. Girls would dress as Elvira just like guys dress as Santa Claus, and it’s not the real thing, but they’ll pose for pictures, sign autographs. Of course, I couldn’t go around to every mall, so we’d have to get more Elviras Picture Quote #1

Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn’t think I’d be able to do the show Picture Quote #1

OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus Picture Quote #1

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What do you mean Santa's got enough reindeer (Santa Claus Quotes) I’m the only one who still believes in Santa Claus! (Santa Claus Quotes) You're not the real Santa!! (Santa Claus Quotes) Santa. Expectation. Reality (Santa Claus Quotes) Not believe in Santa Claus! You might as well not believe in fairies! (Santa Claus Quotes) Works 1 day a year. Spends the rest of it judging you (Santa Claus Quotes) He see’s you when you’re sleeping (Santa Claus Quotes) Grown ups don’t believe in Santa Claus. They vote (Santa Claus Quotes) Jesus is Santa Claus for Adults (Santa Claus Quotes) Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist (Santa Claus Quotes) No Santa Claus! Thank God! he lives, and he lives forever. A thousand years from now, Virginia, nay, ten times ten thousand years from now, he will continue to make glad the heart of childhood (Santa Claus Quotes) Santa Claus wears a Red Suit, he must be a communist. And a beard and long hair, must be a pacifist. What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking? (Santa Claus Quotes) Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we’ll be seeing six or seven (Santa Claus Quotes) Be sure to lie to your kids about the benevolent, all-seeing Santa Claus. It will prepare them for an adulthood of believing in God (Santa Claus Quotes) At the heart of every really good Christmas movie is the threat, I suppose, to Christmas. Something is wrong with Christmas, in all of these movies. In ‘The Polar Express,’ there’s a kid that doesn’t really believe, and that’s the threat to Christmas. In ‘Santa Claus: The Movie,’ jealousy and greed are threatening to overrun his Christmas (Santa Claus Quotes) The idea of God as a fatherly figure who looks down on us and worries about how we’re doing or takes sides when we have fights - it’s more irritating than Santa Claus. The world and the universe are far more wonderful if there’s not a puppet master (Santa Claus Quotes) Obama’s gonna play Santa Claus with the minimum wage. He’s got no successes to brag about. He cannot talk about a robust job market. In fact, the very fact he’s talking about the minimum wage is evidence there is no robust job market (Santa Claus Quotes) When I was 21 years old, I had a job playing Santa Claus in a shopping centre in Sacramento. I was rail thin, so it’s not like I was a traditional Santa Claus even then. I had a square stomach; that was the shape of the sofa cushion that I had stuffed into my pants (Santa Claus Quotes) No matter what, I always make it home for Christmas. I love to go to my Tennessee Mountain Home and invite all of my nieces and nephews and their spouses and kids and do what we all like to do - eat, laugh, trade presents and just enjoy each other... and sometimes I even dress up like Santa Claus! (Santa Claus Quotes) More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you’ve been bad and good. (Santa Claus Quotes) I was Santa Claus in first year of primary school, our elementarys school play, because I had most panache, that was probably why. I was 5 (Santa Claus Quotes) Here comes Santa Claus! Here comes Santa Claus! Right down Santa Claus Lane! (Santa Claus Quotes) For me growing up, Christmas time was always the most fantastic, exciting time of year, and you’d stay up until three in the morning. You’d hear the parents wrapping in the other room but you knew that also, maybe, they were in collusion with Santa Claus (Santa Claus Quotes) Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Claus. Unfortunately, so did my parents. So I never got anything (Santa Claus Quotes) Whenever you give someone a present or sing a holiday song, you’re helping Santa Claus. To me, that’s what Christmas is all about. Helping Santa Claus! (Santa Claus Quotes) We have domesticated God’s transcendence. We often learn about God at about the same time as we are learning about Santa Claus; but our ideas about Santa Claus change, mature and become more nuanced, whereas our ideas of God can remain at a rather infantile level (Santa Claus Quotes) I don’t really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy, one more fib won’t hurt. But I am infuriated by the growing notion, posited in some touchy-feely quarters, that all women are, or can be, beautiful (Santa Claus Quotes) I had this grand idea that Elvira’s kind of the Santa Claus of Halloween - at the malls, you’d have an Elvira there. Girls would dress as Elvira just like guys dress as Santa Claus, and it’s not the real thing, but they’ll pose for pictures, sign autographs. Of course, I couldn’t go around to every mall, so we’d have to get more Elviras (Santa Claus Quotes) Do you remember when you found out there was no Santa Claus? I was so upset I didn’t think I’d be able to do the show (Santa Claus Quotes) OK, I admit it. I was just a front-man for the real fathers of Linux, the Tooth Fairy and Santa Claus (Santa Claus Quotes)

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