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Santa Quotes

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live Picture Quote #1

I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies to children - lies about everything from soup to Santa Claus Picture Quote #1

Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family. I'm going to be married and buried there Picture Quote #1

Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt Picture Quote #1

Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man Picture Quote #1

He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing out of uniform Santa Picture Quote #1

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There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus Picture Quote #1

Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it Picture Quote #1

Well I teach in the History of Consciousness Department at the University of California, Santa Cruz. So that's my primary work. I lecture on various campuses and in various communities across the country and other parts of the world Picture Quote #1

I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion or Santa Claus, or whatever. That's pretty much what it's about Picture Quote #1

Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it Picture Quote #1

Don't let your prayers turn into a wish list for Santa Claus. Worship God and praise him when you come to him in prayer Picture Quote #1

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Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list Picture Quote #1

Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide Picture Quote #1

Santa is our culture’s only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It’s a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that’s a pity Picture Quote #1

Santa blows all these shipping companies away. He delivers more than 2 billion packages in just 24 hours. He does it by sleigh. He doesn’t use tracking numbers and doesn’t use trucks. He just uses midgets and a giant bag Picture Quote #1

A group of us started a community center in Santa Monica. We’ve tried different programs, and three have worked really well. A poetry group. Once a week we visit Venice High and talk to girls at risk Picture Quote #1

Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don’t, who will? Picture Quote #1

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I know I’m 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9 Picture Quote #1

When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didn’t realize it would take so long Picture Quote #1

Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven Picture Quote #1

Santa Barbara is a paradise; disneyland is a paradise; the U. S. Is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial though it may be, it is paradise. There is no other Picture Quote #1

The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out of the pockets of some people for the benefit of others Picture Quote #1

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap Picture Quote #1

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Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year Picture Quote #1

I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse Picture Quote #1

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person Picture Quote #1

I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark Picture Quote #1

When I was 11 years old, my parents wanted me to do something besides get in trouble. So they enrolled me in sailing classes at the Sea Shell Association in Santa Barbara, Calif. From the moment I climbed into that 8-foot dinghy in 1952, I knew instinctively what to do and sensed I had done it before Picture Quote #1

Santa Monica was a big song, and I always knew it would be radio friendly. But its not a defining song for me, though for a lot of people it is Picture Quote #1

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The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live (Santa Quotes) I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies to children - lies about everything from soup to Santa Claus (Santa Quotes) Santa Barbara is my hood. I mean, it's not much of a hood, but it is definitely like my hood. I claim Santa Barbara like I claim my family. I'm going to be married and buried there (Santa Quotes) Dear Santa Claus, just a last note before you take off. I hope you have a nice trip. Don't forget to fasten your seat belt (Santa Quotes) Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man (Santa Quotes) He continues to smile expectantly. I take a step back. I don't want to catch whatever he has. He is a disturbing out of uniform Santa (Santa Quotes) There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus (Santa Quotes) Christmas is the time when kids tell Santa what they want and adults pay for it. Deficits are when adults tell government what they want and their kids pay for it (Santa Quotes) Well I teach in the History of Consciousness Department at the University of California, Santa Cruz. So that's my primary work. I lecture on various campuses and in various communities across the country and other parts of the world (Santa Quotes) I think we have to believe in things we don't see. That's really important for all of us, whether it's your religion or Santa Claus, or whatever. That's pretty much what it's about (Santa Quotes) Harry Potter's like Santa Clause: something you can't see but wish was real so badly that you end up believing in it (Santa Quotes) Don't let your prayers turn into a wish list for Santa Claus. Worship God and praise him when you come to him in prayer (Santa Quotes) Santa is having a tough time this year. Last year he deducted eight billion for gifts, and the IRS wants an itemized list (Santa Quotes) Talk about cheap - on Christmas Eve, my neighbour shoots off three blanks and tells his kids Santa Claus just committed suicide (Santa Quotes) Santa is our culture’s only mythic figure truly believed in by a large percentage of the population. It’s a fact that most of the true believers are under eight years old, and that’s a pity (Santa Quotes) Santa blows all these shipping companies away. He delivers more than 2 billion packages in just 24 hours. He does it by sleigh. He doesn’t use tracking numbers and doesn’t use trucks. He just uses midgets and a giant bag (Santa Quotes) A group of us started a community center in Santa Monica. We’ve tried different programs, and three have worked really well. A poetry group. Once a week we visit Venice High and talk to girls at risk (Santa Quotes) Believe in love. Believe in magic. Hell, believe in Santa Clause. Believe in others. Believe in yourself. Believe in your dreams. If you don’t, who will? (Santa Quotes) I know I’m 38 but I insist that santa claus exists and he raped my mother when I was 9 (Santa Quotes) When I graduated from Santa Monica High in 1927, I was voted the girl most likely to succeed. I didn’t realize it would take so long (Santa Quotes) Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven (Santa Quotes) Santa Barbara is a paradise; disneyland is a paradise; the U. S. Is a paradise. Paradise is just paradise. Mournful, monotonous, and superficial though it may be, it is paradise. There is no other (Santa Quotes) The government and its chiefs do not have the powers of the mythical Santa Claus. They cannot spend except by taking out of the pockets of some people for the benefit of others (Santa Quotes) You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap (Santa Quotes) Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier this year (Santa Quotes) I split my time between Santa Barbara and Aspen. I live on a pretty fast horse (Santa Quotes) I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person (Santa Quotes) I never believed in Santa Claus because I knew no white dude would come into my neighborhood after dark (Santa Quotes) When I was 11 years old, my parents wanted me to do something besides get in trouble. So they enrolled me in sailing classes at the Sea Shell Association in Santa Barbara, Calif. From the moment I climbed into that 8-foot dinghy in 1952, I knew instinctively what to do and sensed I had done it before (Santa Quotes) Santa Monica was a big song, and I always knew it would be radio friendly. But its not a defining song for me, though for a lot of people it is (Santa Quotes)

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