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Sarah Silverman Quotes

I don’t compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do Picture Quote #1

I don’t really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically Picture Quote #1

If I have kids, I’ll adopt Picture Quote #1

[I’m] almost positive there is no God Picture Quote #1

They’ve got great parents; I’m just trying to be the fun uncle Picture Quote #1

Scientology is weird because it’s new Picture Quote #1

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The best time to have a baby is when you’re a black teenager Picture Quote #1

I’ll be back. I’ll be black. I’ll be white black Picture Quote #1

I’m so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse Picture Quote #1

I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core Picture Quote #1

Much like the pro-lifers, I believe in protecting the child - when she's being forced to have a baby at 14 Picture Quote #1

The worst thing that can happen for people who don’t want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force Picture Quote #1

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A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess Picture Quote #1

I was paralyzed with fear. It was unbearable to be among other kids who were just standing around being fine. It was one of the many inconveniences of this paradox I lived with -the more people I was surrounded by, the more frighteningly alone I felt Picture Quote #1

Take lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock climb or hike or write a few short stories. Also, find good people and surround yourself with them. Most importantly, always believe you will, unequivocally Picture Quote #1

I’m a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you’re a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that’s the less stressful thing to watch Picture Quote #1

I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really little, that I begged my mother to wear to school. I was also Snow White a lot Picture Quote #1

I’m always in those tabloids where they show who’s badly dressed. It’s funny, because each time I’m getting my picture taken, I’m thinking, This is a nice outfit Picture Quote #1

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Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I’m white; I didn’t grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for myself is I’m a member of the world Picture Quote #1

I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies Picture Quote #1

When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to his friends. They would laugh and laugh. I realize now the laugh was pure shock value, but it felt really good, and I’ve been chasing it ever since Picture Quote #1

I do know that I can take a punch. I’ve been punched in the face three times. That’s, I think, a really important thing to know about yourself. It helps you in life. It helps you be brave when you know you can take a punch. I’m a lover, not a fighter. But, God bless me, I can take a punch Picture Quote #1

Why would I become involved with something that doesn’t include everyone? If you’re getting married today, it’s the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn’t allow blacks or Jews Picture Quote #1

Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival Picture Quote #1

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Don’t tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn’t. It’s like saying, ‘Hey, when you get in the shower, I’m not gonna read your diary.’ ‘Wait--are you gonna read my diary?’ ‘No! I said I’m not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!’ Picture Quote #1

I don’t get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women’s issues Picture Quote #1

I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don’t read Twitter mentions Picture Quote #1

But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it’s funny enough Picture Quote #1

My dad loves to be talked about, good or bad. He just loves it. He’s not even hearing the content, he’s just hearing him. When I’m onstage, he’s looking at the audience members and can’t believe that there are strangers listening to me, and he’s just delighted by the whole thing Picture Quote #1

The good news is hopeful doesn’t mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn’t mean smart Picture Quote #1

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I don’t compromise. I only do the stuff I want to do (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don’t really care for, like, fat jokes about women, specifically (Sarah Silverman Quotes) If I have kids, I’ll adopt (Sarah Silverman Quotes) [I’m] almost positive there is no God (Sarah Silverman Quotes) They’ve got great parents; I’m just trying to be the fun uncle (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Scientology is weird because it’s new (Sarah Silverman Quotes) The best time to have a baby is when you’re a black teenager (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I’ll be back. I’ll be black. I’ll be white black. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I’m so glad Courtney Love is here; I left my crack in my other purse (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Much like the pro-lifers, I believe in protecting the child - when she's being forced to have a baby at 14 (Sarah Silverman Quotes) The worst thing that can happen for people who don’t want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force (Sarah Silverman Quotes) A bull in just about any shop is gonna be a mess (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I was paralyzed with fear. It was unbearable to be among other kids who were just standing around being fine. It was one of the many inconveniences of this paradox I lived with -the more people I was surrounded by, the more frighteningly alone I felt (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Take lots of time for yourself, discovering yourself-pursue not only a profession but other life passions, I always make time to rock climb or hike or write a few short stories. Also, find good people and surround yourself with them. Most importantly, always believe you will, unequivocally (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I’m a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you’re a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that’s the less stressful thing to watch (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I was Minnie Mouse for Halloween, every year when I was little. Then, I had the Cinderella nightgown, when I was really little, that I begged my mother to wear to school. I was also Snow White a lot (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I’m always in those tabloids where they show who’s badly dressed. It’s funny, because each time I’m getting my picture taken, I’m thinking, This is a nice outfit (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Traditionally, I have no right to talk about race. I’m white; I didn’t grow up in an all-black neighborhood. But the license I see for myself is I’m a member of the world (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies (Sarah Silverman Quotes) When I was three, my dad thought it would be hilarious to teach me swear words, then have me say them to his friends. They would laugh and laugh. I realize now the laugh was pure shock value, but it felt really good, and I’ve been chasing it ever since (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I do know that I can take a punch. I’ve been punched in the face three times. That’s, I think, a really important thing to know about yourself. It helps you in life. It helps you be brave when you know you can take a punch. I’m a lover, not a fighter. But, God bless me, I can take a punch (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Why would I become involved with something that doesn’t include everyone? If you’re getting married today, it’s the equivalent of joining a country club that doesn’t allow blacks or Jews (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Making my family laugh when I was little - it became an addiction. It was a kind of survival (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Don’t tell girls they can be anything they want when they grow up. Because it would have never occurred to them that they couldn’t. It’s like saying, ‘Hey, when you get in the shower, I’m not gonna read your diary.’ ‘Wait--are you gonna read my diary?’ ‘No! I said I’m not gonna read your diary. Go take a shower!’ (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don’t get this shitty attitude that only gays should care about gay issues and only women should care about women’s issues (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I talk to friends who get their feelings hurt when they read Twitter mentions. I have an amazing solution - don’t read Twitter mentions. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) But I think you can make fun of anything as long as it’s funny enough (Sarah Silverman Quotes) My dad loves to be talked about, good or bad. He just loves it. He’s not even hearing the content, he’s just hearing him. When I’m onstage, he’s looking at the audience members and can’t believe that there are strangers listening to me, and he’s just delighted by the whole thing. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) The good news is hopeful doesn’t mean dumb. The bad news is cynical doesn’t mean smart. (Sarah Silverman Quotes)

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