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Sarah Silverman Quotes

I commend you on all you’ve done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health Picture Quote #1

I don’t think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn’t, kind of, examine herself in the mirror. Picture Quote #1

The worst thing that can happen for people who don’t want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force Picture Quote #1

I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it’s hard to find someone who doesn’t ultimately start judging you and your choices Picture Quote #1

I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It’s funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I’m not religious at all. I have no religion Picture Quote #1

I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it’s a form of self-torture Picture Quote #1

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I don’t believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love Picture Quote #1

I’m all sentimental. I’ve probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I’ve experienced it, I’ve had it, so I know it’s real Picture Quote #1

I’m lucky a couple of filmmakers have seen beyond what you’re saying Picture Quote #1

People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer Picture Quote #1

If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can’t complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play Picture Quote #1

I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion Picture Quote #1

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My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, She’s married to so and so! Picture Quote #1

Sometimes a joke that doesn’t work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed Picture Quote #1

We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out Picture Quote #1

Mommy is one of the chosen people and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! Picture Quote #1

I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up listening to stand-up comedians’ albums and watching them on TV, on ‘The Tonight Show’ and Letterman Picture Quote #1

I’ve always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of getting a lot done. I find myself rooting against things sometimes because I get excited at the thought of a clean slate Picture Quote #1

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My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it’s something that I thought would be my deepest, darkest secret my whole life, and then you become an adult, and it’s not Picture Quote #1

I’m not wanting and I don’t live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively Picture Quote #1

I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I’m often on the run. I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies Picture Quote #1

I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There’s no place to hide my balls Picture Quote #1

I think when you’re 25 you’re still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that Picture Quote #1

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you’re not funny, then you’re probably not funny Picture Quote #1

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I don’t like people whose job it isn’t to be funny, to tell me what is and isn’t funny Picture Quote #1

I don’t want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn’t seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can’t take it Picture Quote #1

I don’t think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn’t feel at least a little bit safe that it’s not how I truly feel Picture Quote #1

I can get a script and go, Well, I’d rather do stand-up. I don’t hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV Picture Quote #1

Anything television trivia I’m good at. But when you’re on your couch, you’re really good at it, but when you’re standing there, it’s probably scary Picture Quote #1

There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They’re not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious Picture Quote #1

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I commend you on all you’ve done for PETA, wrestling the one-eyed trouser snake with your bare hands, gently cuddling it in your arms, and nurturing it back to health. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don’t think there is a woman in her 40s who doesn’t, kind of, examine herself in the mirror. ... (Sarah Silverman Quotes) The worst thing that can happen for people who don’t want women to be strong is that we help each other and become a force. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it’s hard to find someone who doesn’t ultimately start judging you and your choices. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I just think of myself as a comedian, really. I mean, I talk about being Jewish a lot. It’s funny because I do think of myself as Jewish ethnically, but I’m not religious at all. I have no religion. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I think the difference between being miserable and finding happiness is just a matter of perspective. If you live your life defining yourself by what other people think of you, it’s a form of self-torture. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don’t believe in Jesus or God. But I do believe that fundamentalists in religion or anything else are bad, and that they have more hate than love. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I’m all sentimental. I’ve probably been ruined by romantic movies, but I really do believe in love. I’ve experienced it, I’ve had it, so I know it’s real. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I’m lucky a couple of filmmakers have seen beyond what you’re saying (Sarah Silverman Quotes) People who follow their religion to the letter of the law are just silly. I mean, I want to tell Hasidic Jews I promise you, God will not mind if you wear a nice cotton blend in the summer. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) If you decide to do comedy that involves risk, risk means risk, and you can’t complain of flesh wounds if you sit down at the table to play. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I always look at myself knowing that I will have a certain degree of cognitive distortion (Sarah Silverman Quotes) My mom was always someone who if, even now, I say I met a certain famous person, she always says, She’s married to so and so! (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Sometimes a joke that doesn’t work just needs a breath or a little word or the tiniest little change to be fixed. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) We live in a fun time with so many ways to express yourself, you would be crazy to be a comedian and not check them all out. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Mommy is one of the chosen people and daddy believes that Jesus is magic! (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I was always the class clown; I made my family laugh, and that was when I was always happiest. I grew up listening to stand-up comedians’ albums and watching them on TV, on ‘The Tonight Show’ and Letterman. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I’ve always kept my overhead low so I could do whatever I want. I think of myself as lazy with spurts of getting a lot done. I find myself rooting against things sometimes because I get excited at the thought of a clean slate. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) My dad was a bedwetter; I think his dad was a bedwetter. I like to talk about it because it’s something that I thought would be my deepest, darkest secret my whole life, and then you become an adult, and it’s not. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I’m not wanting and I don’t live in a hovel, but if you keep your costs low, you can do what you want to do creatively. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I have very vivid dreams - almost always action-adventure. I’m often on the run. I’ve always had dreams. When I was little, I’d go to sleep with my head on my hands, which were in fists like I was looking through a camera. I felt like sleep was the movies - just drifting off to the movies. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I just look like a transvestite when I try to dress up. There’s no place to hide my balls. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I think when you’re 25 you’re still finding yourself, and you should have the freedom of that. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you’re not funny, then you’re probably not funny. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don’t like people whose job it isn’t to be funny, to tell me what is and isn’t funny (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don’t want to be a facilitator for other funny people. It doesn’t seem smart for me to be in a comedy and not be funny. My spirit can’t take it. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I don’t think half my stuff would be funny if the audience didn’t feel at least a little bit safe that it’s not how I truly feel. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) I can get a script and go, Well, I’d rather do stand-up. I don’t hold movies in higher regard. I love making videos and posting. I love TV. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) Anything television trivia I’m good at. But when you’re on your couch, you’re really good at it, but when you’re standing there, it’s probably scary. (Sarah Silverman Quotes) There are so many great comedies, right now. I like how comedies are really mixing. They’re not just one thing. It can be very moving and dramatic, and yet hilarious. (Sarah Silverman Quotes)

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